The Official Five-Word Prediction Thread

[Freelance Hack]

Subject line is self-explanatory. Predict the future in just five words.

I'll start:

Academy Award Winner Kevin James

 

[imjustagirl]

A classic: Future Second Mrs. Brook Jacoby.

 

[dooley_womack1]

___ ___ dies at ___

 

[Petrie]

'LeBron James retires without title'

 

[Steak Snabler]

Jeter still stuck on 2,999

 

[StaggerLee]

Gannett announces more company layoffs.

/crossthread

 

[Baron Scicluna]

Cargo pants out of style

 

[Steak Snabler]

Cam Newton stripped of Heisman

 

[Johnny Dangerously]

This thread will end ___ly.

 

[Petrie]

Cargo pants out of style

Jorts are back this season

 

[imjustagirl]

IJAG is behind the times.

 

[imjustagirl]

Cleveland team ****s it up.

 

[Spartan Squad]

twins will trade joe mauer

 

[LongTimeListener]

Citing family, Chip Kelly retires

 

[Care Bear]

Smallpotatoes will need roadside assistance.

 

[dixiehack]

Political threadjack is coming soon.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

Political threadjack is coming soon.

Republicans still behind the times.

(Good enough for you?)

 

[schiezainc]

Grammy Award Winner Haley Reinhart.

 

[westcoastvol]

I finished on the grille.

 

[HejiraHenry]

From the year 2059:

Obama, last Democratic president, dies