The Official Five-Word Prediction Thread

[Beef03]

Political threadjack is coming soon.

Bieber elected Canada's prime minister

 

[jlee]

Jason Lee wins Best Actor

DOD introduces new Skynet system

 

[schiezainc]

Whoever smelt it dealt it.

 

[JRoyal]

President Obama wins second term.

Bills finally win Super Bowl.

NCAA penalizes University of Texas.

Big 12 comes to end.

 

[DanOregon]

NCAA strips Kentucky of Final Four.

 

[deskslave]

DanO breaks five-word rule

 

[Webster]

Drip marries Herm Edwards, consumate.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Subject line is self-explanatory. Predict the future in just five words.

I'll start:

Academy Award Winner LeBron James

Fixed for greater likelihood. And CB's is the leader thus far.

Dools' post begins, and ends.

 

[EStreetJoe]

Onion-style predictions:
'Big' Conferences agree to merge
NCAA allows 80th bowl game
Yankees buy Phillies starting rotation

 

[EStreetJoe]

Lucas announces three Jedi sequels

 

[imjustagirl]

Big Ragu can't do this.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

Donald Sterling remains worst owner

 

[Mystery Meat II]

Thread overwhelmed by inside jokes

 

[dooley_womack1]

MMII can be a COCKDIAN!

 

[westcoastvol]

D_B breaks story weeks later.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Twitter will rule all #obvi

 

[dooley_womack1]

Board shut down for less.

 

[schiezainc]

Attempted fart accidentally caused shart.

 

[Petrie]

Attempted fart accidentally caused shart.

Randy Orton punts schieza's skull

 

[Johnny Dangerously]

Stopping in mid-sentence will