The night watch

[Spartan Squad]

It's been a while since we've had a good thread that was gone by the morning, so I thought I get one going.

The night watch of SJ is the best. Just random crap. So what do people have on a Monday night?

The World Cup has been awesome. F U if you hate soccer.

 

[ChrisLong]

The Belgians make the best beer. That must be worth something. I'm picking them. English beer is OK. French beer isn't. Don't think I've ever had any Croatian beer.

 

[britwrit]

Gave up every kind of diet soda a week ago and started drinking more water. Am waiting for the placebo effect to go away so I can see if I'm actually thinking a little more clearly.

 

[wicked]

I loved the old late night/early morning crew here. Then people had kids and got real jobs and lived normal lives, and they moved on.

 

[exmediahack]

Sorry I missed this in real time.

In this vacuum of sports, I fired up NCAA 13 for college football to get me excited for the fall.

FU O’Bannon.

 

[Azrael]

 

[Shropshire Slasher]

Been a while since I’ve woken up to a glorious threadjack.

 

[Huggy]

I loved the old late night/early morning crew here. Then people had kids and got real jobs and lived normal lives, and they moved on.

In the glory days checking this place out in the morning was like walking into the carnage of a party from the night before: "What the **** happened in here last night?"

 

[jr/shotglass]

I swept a fly out of the pool yesterday and watched him for five minutes. He laid on his back in the deck water for about three minutes until he realized he could roll over. Then he splashed around the deck water for another two minutes. Every 10 seconds, he'd start flapping his wings to fly, would realize his wings were too water-logged for flying, and stopped. And then he took off. It was more interesting than I ever would have imagined. I also think he looked back at me as he flew away.

In other news, who the **** is Joe Jimenez?

 

[Spartan Squad]

My bedroom faces the street. My wife and I have been sleeping with the window open because it's actually been cool enough. The other night the house across the way had a bunch of teenagers hanging out as I went to bed. Upon noticing them, I farted and the smell was awful. Call it the delirium of being in a funk fog of my own making, but I came up with a new goal: I want to let one rip so loudly that people outside wonder what the hell just happened.

 

[I Should Coco]

My bedroom faces the street. My wife and I have been sleeping with the window open because it's actually been cool enough. The other night the house across the way had a bunch of teenagers hanging out as I went to bed. Upon noticing them, I farted and the smell was awful. Call it the delirium of being in a funk fog of my own making, but I came up with a new goal: I want to let one rip so loudly that people outside wonder what the hell just happened.

"Gonna be some sweet sounds, coming down, on the night shift ..."

 

[SpeedTchr]

My bedroom faces the street. My wife and I have been sleeping with the window open because it's actually been cool enough. The other night the house across the way had a bunch of teenagers hanging out as I went to bed. Upon noticing them, I farted and the smell was awful. Call it the delirium of being in a funk fog of my own making, but I came up with a new goal: I want to let one rip so loudly that people outside wonder what the hell just happened.

Pah, that's nothing. I ripped one so loud on the throne a few months ago that the neighbor's dog yelped. That neighbor still gives me a funny look every time he sees me.

 

[outofplace]

It's been a while since we've had a good thread that was gone by the morning, so I thought I get one going.

The night watch of SJ is the best. Just random crap. So what do people have on a Monday night?

The World Cup has been awesome. F U if you hate soccer.

What if you don't hate soccer and you appreciate the skill involved, but you find it boring?

 

[amraeder]

Thought this was gonna be a Terry Pratchett appreciation thread...

 

[typefitter]

I swept a fly out of the pool yesterday and watched him for five minutes. He laid on his back in the deck water for about three minutes until he realized he could roll over. Then he splashed around the deck water for another two minutes. Every 10 seconds, he'd start flapping his wings to fly, would realize his wings were too water-logged for flying, and stopped. And then he took off. It was more interesting than I ever would have imagined. I also think he looked back at me as he flew away.

In other news, who the **** is Joe Jimenez?

This sounds like a Chocolate Kush kind of evening.

 

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

It's been a while since we've had a good thread that was gone by the morning, so I thought I get one going.

The night watch of SJ is the best. Just random crap. So what do people have on a Monday night?

The World Cup has been awesome. F U if you hate soccer.

I have three World Cup matches. Ugh. I can't. I just can't. I'm with OOP on this one. I can appreciate the skill, but it is BORING as ****!

The night watch? Dude, on a Monday night? How about a weekend? I have to be up by 6:30.

That said ... I really enjoyed logging in here after my Friday night football work or during a late-night CFB binge - I still miss the late Pac 12 games (only thing I really miss about cable)

 

[Spartan Squad]

I stand behind my over generalized statement.

The night watch? Dude, on a Monday night? How about a weekend? I have to be up by 6:30.

I'm off for the summer and the days are running together

 

[HanSenSE]

Mondays in the summer? Unless you've got a kidball team still playing, you're writing recaps of 7-on-7 tournaments and pretending it might mean something in the fall.

 

[garrow]

The Ray Liotta Chantix commercial is more difficult to look at than any of the violent scenes in Goodfellas.

 

[jr/shotglass]

You should see him in that show with Jennifer Lopez now. His face is all cut up (in character), and he really looks like hell.