The New York Post

[LongTimeListener]

Maybe this is the excuse the Yankees need to finally put their best shortstop at shortstop.

 

[MankyJimy]

Seriously? Jeter is a much more durable player than ARod.

 

[dooley_womack1]

"Have another donut, Jetes!"

 

[Tom Petty]

maybe he can dh.

 

[MankyJimy]

maybe he can dh.

If the Yankees signed or traded for a shortstop, I would be OK with Jetes moving to DH. He was their best, most consistent hitter last season and if he was focused 100% on hitting I think he could hit .300-.330 with 30 HRs.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

maybe he can dh.

If the Yankees signed or traded for a shortstop, I would be OK with Jetes moving to DH. He was their best, most consistent hitter last season and if he was focused 100% on hitting I think he could hit .300-.330 with 30 HRs.

Well, his bat speed will suffer swinging around that gut. But once he makes contact that extra poundage will help add a bit of power.

 

[Tom Petty]

maybe he can dh.

If the Yankees signed or traded for a shortstop, I would be OK with Jetes moving to DH. He was their best, most consistent hitter last season and if he was focused 100% on hitting I think he could hit .300-.330 with 30 HRs.

Well, his bat speed will suffer swinging around that gut. But once he makes contact that extra poundage will help add a bit of power.

only if he stays on the juice.

 

[Riptide]

maybe he can dh.

If the Yankees signed or traded for a shortstop, I would be OK with Jetes moving to DH. He was their best, most consistent hitter last season and if he was focused 100% on hitting I think he could hit .300-.330 with 30 HRs.

Well, his bat speed will suffer swinging around that gut. But once he makes contact that extra poundage will help add a bit of power.

only if he stays on the juice.

He needs to get back on the fat-free juice. The stuff Pettitte gets.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

Derek Jeter is a fat tub of goo.

Somewhere, Hideki Irabu weeps.

 

[Mizzougrad96]

That headline is an all-timer.

 

[Jake_Taylor]

INT. New York City bar - Night.

Derek Jeter has come to confront a New York Post columnist.

JETER
You made the lingerie model I'm banging cry when she read the paper!

McDOUGAL
At least she bought it, didn't she?

JETER
No, actually she saw it linked on Deadspin. Now come on, you tell me right now. Why me?

McDOUGAL
You play for the Yankees. It was your turn.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

INT. New York City bar - Night.

Derek Jeter has come to confront a New York Post columnist.

JETER
You made the lingerie model I'm banging cry when she read the paper!

McDOUGAL
At least she bought it, didn't she?

JETER
No, actually she saw it linked on Deadspin. Now come on, you tell me right now. Why me?

McDOUGAL
You play for the Yankees. It was your turn.

Like Jeets goes for girls who read.