The New York Post

[MankyJimy]

Shame on them for making light of Jeter's physical condition. You have to understand he is unable to put weight on his injured ankle so the only body area he can exercise is his upper body. It's also inconclusive from the photos as to whether he has put on any weight at all - he is wearing a loose fitting t-shirt. Regardless, I am confident that when he is cleared to play, he will be in better physical shape than anyone on the field.

 

[LongTimeListener]

Looks to me he's putting a lot of weight on his injured ankle. And his injured butt. And his injured abs.

 

[MankyJimy]

Do any of you really think the Captain's going to play out the last decade of his career Tony Gwynn style?

 

[YGBFKM]

Headline and subhead were great.

 

[heyabbott]

no linky, no clicky

 

[Versatile]

 

[HanSenSE]

no linky, no clicky

Ask, and ye shall receive:

(nevermind, Versatile beat me to it)

 

[LongTimeListener]

I love to make laugh.

Of my BMI and my Maxim 100 score, one is 26 and one is zero but I will let you figure out which is which.

 

[shockey]

much ado about nothing. talk about inconclusive visual evidence...

 

[Inky_Wretch]

How long has he had that fivehead instead of a forehead?

 

[The Big Ragu]

Look at it this way, Manky. Jeter is finally getting his due. The Post Office assigned him his own zip code.

 

[The Big Ragu]

The bad news is that Jeter can no longer walk on water. Now he sinks.

 

[deviljets7]

 

[dooley_womack1]

Not the most graceful repurposing of a meme.

Anyhoo, Jeter's just trying to become the male Kate Upton.

 

[The Big Ragu]

Not the most graceful repurposing of a meme.

Anyhoo, Jeter's just trying to become the male Kate Upton.

Not even close. Kate Upton sat on Jeter's lap, and they had to send a search team into the crack of her butt to find him.

 

[qtlaw]

When I ruptured my achilles and couldn't do really anything, even as a slim guy, I put on weight pretty fast. Of course, was able to lose it too. Lay off the guy, he was hurt and immobile.

 

[MankyJimy]

When I ruptured my achilles and couldn't do really anything, even as a slim guy, I put on weight pretty fast. Of course, was able to lose it too. Lay off the guy, he was hurt and immobile.

Exactly.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

When I ruptured my achilles and couldn't do really anything, even as a slim guy, I put on weight pretty fast. Of course, was able to lose it too. Lay off the guy, he was hurt and immobile.

Did your hairline recede like his too?

Jeets needs some hair plugs.

 

[Riptide]

Derek Jeter is a fat tub of goo.

 

[Yodel]

Wow. I had forgotten about that. Darn you, deviljets.