The jerks down the block

[spnited]

Re: The assholes down the block

If his doors are unlocked, a cup of cat urine splashed around the inside of the car should do the trick.

bong water.

Michael Phelps will help you

 

[sportschick]

Re: The assholes down the block

If his doors are unlocked, a cup of cat urine splashed around the inside of the car should do the trick.

But collecting a cup of cat **** is a *****.

I'm sure SC could supply some courtesy of Stan.

He's in the box right now. I'm on it!

 

[Tom Petty]

Re: The assholes down the block

If his doors are unlocked, a cup of cat urine splashed around the inside of the car should do the trick.

bong water.

Michael Phelps will help you

and you'll get off with probation.

 

[The Good Doctor]

Re: The assholes down the block

Be an adult. Don't confront him (People are ****ing crazy; you never know), don't **** with the car (as Vincent Vega said, "there is nothing more chicken**** than ****ing with another man's vehicle."). Just have him towed.

And don't sit on the porch with a beer either. Like I said, people are ****ing crazy.

 

[KevinmH9]

Re: The assholes down the block

Be an adult. Don't confront him (People are ****ing crazy; you never know), don't **** with the car (as Vincent Vega said, "there is nothing more chicken**** than ****ing with another man's vehicle."). Just have him towed.

And don't sit on the porch with a beer either. Like I said, people are ****ing crazy.

True. For all you know, the guy probably would retreat back into his house and whip out the sawed-off shotgun.

 

[Tom Petty]

Re: The assholes down the block

sit on your front porch with a sawed-off shotgun.

 

[sportschick]

Re: The assholes down the block

While Doc's absolutely correct, it's much more fun to plot other ways to get back at the asshole!

Comet bomb his trunk.

 

[KevinmH9]

Re: The assholes down the block

Whatever you do, you MUST make sure you leave a note that says, "I just touched your car" with his original note stapled to it. ;D

 

[CM Punk]

Re: The assholes down the block

My brother has a house with a driveway, and some asshole visiting the asshole next door parks in my brother's driveway. His ****ing private property. The moron left his window down. When my brother got home, he reached into the window, put the car in neutral and pushed it out into the street.

 

[buckweaver]

Re: The assholes down the block

Probably nothing I hate worse about living in apartment/townhouse complexes than having to fight for what's supposed to be your own private parking space.

Used to live in a neighborhood where I didn't dare leave a note like that, so I know how you feel. My advice is to call the landlord, then call for a tow. Confrontation doesn't usually deter idiots like that.

 

[Ben_Hecht]

Re: The assholes down the block

Be an adult. Don't confront him (People are ****ing crazy; you never know), don't **** with the car (as Vincent Vega said, "there is nothing more chicken**** than ****ing with another man's vehicle."). Just have him towed.

And don't sit on the porch with a beer either. Like I said, people are ****ing crazy.

Agree.

And even then, don't be surprised if YOUR car is then subsequently keyed, or otherwise defaced.

You're dealing with an epic self-centered ass, here. So you have to tread carefully, as in the right as you are.

 

[jlee]

Re: The assholes down the block

I'd say tow him or her if it happens again. I doubt it will, though. Seems to me like this jerk-off was looking for a small victory while in the wrong.

 

[Ben_Hecht]

Re: The assholes down the block

The real dirtbag trick would be if the guy comes back, and parks in SOMEONE ELSE'S
reserved spot. You call for the tow, and watch the fun.

That would be entertaining. I wouldn't do it, but I can understand someone who would.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

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[slappy4428]

Re: The assholes down the block

If it's cold enough for the locks to freeze, a syringe of warm water in every doorlock should be nice... no permanent damage and it will **** him off...
The time after that, tow the ****er.

 

[I Digress]

Re: The assholes down the block

I say tow, but only if you feel like it's not creating danger. I like the idea of seeing if he parks elsewhere and then towing him from that spot.

 

[Ben_Hecht]

Re: The assholes down the block

So much of this depends on whether the jerk is a one-timer, or chronic.

Once that's determined, conscience/guide.

 

[writing irish]

Re: The assholes down the block

A call to the landlord is the way to go.

Although there's plenty of fun to be had with a bottle of Elmer's glue and a saucepan half-full of water that was just used to cook pasta. Mix the two in the saucepan. Throw in a raw egg, if you like. Then, lovingly take the pages of a select magazine- I suggest B-list porno- and swish the pages around in the watery mix a bit before affixing them to his car. If you're really talented, you can make a collage. Permanance, my friends.

Sigh. But yeah, just call the landlord. As fun as it is to joke about vigilante vengeance, it's best to play by the rules when dealing with anything related to one's home. Peace of mind in one's home is a priceless thing.

 

[trifectarich]

Re: The assholes down the block

Maybe it was an innocent mistake. Forget about it unless this becomes a regular problem. Get on with your lives.

 

[Pancamo]

Re: The assholes down the block

A few years ago we got 10 inches of snow so it was a ***** to dig the car out. We have one car driveways with four spots in front of our townhome. The neighbor next door parks in the same spot every single day for two years. The day I dig out my car, he somehow gets his car out, with minimal digging and parks in the spot I cleared out.

I parked my car behind his, blocked him in and forced him to ask me to move. He never parked in that spot again.

Tow the ****er.

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