The Big Lebowski

[Sly]

Friend of mine is throwing a Lebowski party in a couple of weekends....I gotta watch that movie again and come up with a costume.
I dated a woman who went to the Lebowski fest...that thing is nuts.

You can be a nihilist. Easiest costume in the movie though it looks exhausting.

And while dating a woman who went to Lebowski Fest sounds like a good idea, I would be it's probably not. Am I right?

 

[zeke12]

True story:

I once wrote a grad school paper titled "**** it Dude, Let's go Bowling: The Magic of Language as Incantation in The Big Lebowski."

And got an A, I might add...

 

[STLIrish]

I don't like your jerkoff name.
I don't like your jerkoff face.
I don't like your jerkoff behavior.
And I don't like you, jerkoff

 

[Ronnie "Z-Man" Barzell]

Jesus: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy **** with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the ****ing trigger 'til it goes "click".

Dude: Jesus.

Jesus: You said it, man. Nobody ****s with the Jesus.

 

[Jesus_Muscatel]

One of Tara Reid's best performances, ever.

I'm just gonna find a cash machine ...

 

[Smallpotatoes]

After viewing a scene in Logjamming where the cable guy comes to the door and says "I'm here to fix the cable.":
Maude: You can tell where this is going.
The Dude: He fixes the cable?

 

[Jackie Treehorn]

After viewing a scene in Logjamming where the cable guy comes to the door and says "I'm here to fix the cable.":
Maude: You can tell where this is going.
The Dude: He fixes the cable?

Meine dispatcher said there ist somesing wrong mit deine cable.

 

[Sly]

After viewing a scene in Logjamming where the cable guy comes to the door and says "I'm here to fix the cable.":
Maude: You can tell where this is going.
The Dude: He fixes the cable?

Don't be fatuous Jeffrey.

 

[Giggity]

Jesus: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy **** with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the ****ing trigger 'til it goes "click".

Dude: Jesus.

Jesus: You said it, man. Nobody ****s with the Jesus.

Eight year olds, Dude.