The Big Lebowski

[Jackie Treehorn]

"You obviously are not a golfer."

And my personal fave:

"How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?"

 

[Dignan]

That rug really tied the room together.

 

[Beer_Baron]

More than a dozen responses, and not a single "you're out of your element" reference?

For shame.

Oh, shut the **** up, Donny.

 

[Trey Beamon]

This is what happens when you **** a stranger in the ass!

 

[Kid Presentable]

This is what happens when you **** a stranger in the ass!

Or as he says in the TV version ...

This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!

 

[Riddick]

Jackie Treehorn presents ...

The Dude

and

Maude Lebowski in ...

awesome!

 

[doubledown68]

I myself once dabbled in pacifism... not in 'Nam, of course.

 

[Matt Foley]

The Chinaman is not the issue here. We're talking about unchecked aggression here, Dude. About drawing a line in the sand, across which you do not -- Also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

Walter, we're not talking about guy who built the ****ing railroads.

 

[HC]

I want to thank all the contributors to this thread for inspiring me. JR and I took one of his kids bowling this afternoon. :D

 

[tyler durden 71351]

Friend of mine is throwing a Lebowski party in a couple of weekends....I gotta watch that movie again and come up with a costume.
I dated a woman who went to the Lebowski fest...that thing is nuts.

 

[Buck]

Dude: It's all a ******* fake. Like Lenin said, look for the person who will benefit. And you will, uh, you know, you'll, uh, you know what I'm trying to say--
Donny: I am the Walrus.
Walter: That ****ing *****!
Dude: Yeah.
Donny: I am the Walrus.
Walter: Shut the **** up, Donny! V.I. Lenin! Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
Donny: What the **** is he talking about?

 

[imjustagirl2]

Seems as good a place as any to recount the story.

I once dated a guy...we'll call him LSS...and we went to LebowskiFest for our first date. Now, I'd never seen the movie. But I'm up for bowling and drinking...who the hell isn't? Well several beers and a couple white russians and three games of bowling and crazy people dressed up as the Jesus and bowling pins and Donnie and Walter and the whole shebang later, LSS decides that the best way to have some fun is to walk down the alley and kick over the pins.

We were removed from LebowskiFest.

He took the shoes and some posters on the way out. I think a poster is still in my trunk somewhere.

 

[Turnbull AC's]

Treehorn thug: What the **** is this?
The Dude: Obviously you're not a golfer.

 

[kokane_muthashed]

More than a dozen responses, and not a single "you're out of your element" reference?

For shame.

Oh, shut the **** up, Donny.

The Dude abides.

 

[kokane_muthashed]

Has the whole world gone ****ing crazy? Am I the only one who gives a **** about the rules? Mark it zero!

It's a league game, Smokey!

 

[bigpern23]

Seems as good a place as any to recount the story.

I once dated a guy...we'll call him LSS...and we went to LebowskiFest for our first date. Now, I'd never seen the movie. But I'm up for bowling and drinking...who the hell isn't? Well several beers and a couple white russians and three games of bowling and crazy people dressed up as the Jesus and bowling pins and Donnie and Walter and the whole shebang later, LSS decides that the best way to have some fun is to walk down the alley and kick over the pins.

We were removed from LebowskiFest.

He took the shoes and some posters on the way out. I think a poster is still in my trunk somewhere.

So did he get some, or what?  ;)

 

[imjustagirl2]

Ahem. A lady never tells.

And neither do I. :D

 

[bigpern23]

Ahem. A lady never tells.

And neither do I.  :D

Well played. Well played. ;D

 

[EmbassyRow]

Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of ****...

 

[greenlantern]

The Big Lebowski: Isn't that what makes a man?
The Dude: Mmm, sure. That and a pair of testicles.