The American Bathroom

[Songbird]

A thread for all things bathroom be it home, hotel, friends, school, at Joe's Diner, etc etc.

Only bathrooms you've been in.

Recent bathroom I used:

 

[DanOregon]

Those bidets you can install on your toilets are a tremendous invention.

 

[dixiehack]

I miss Versatile more than maybe any other ex-poster.

Urinals

Also I think this thread unfairly leaves out our international friends.

 

[qtlaw]

How soon before this devolves into TMI?

 

[Spartan Squad]

It was this site that gave me the name of the home bowl and all it’s glory.

I miss my student teaching school because the bathroom was right next to the room. It was the nicest industrial work bathrooms. Now I have three minutes to go. If the side door to the office is locked, I’m screwed. I miss that other set up.

 

[Shropshire Slasher]

Home bowl is a phenomenon I'm not familiar with. I am a fierce road performer.

 

[dixiehack]

It was this site that gave me the name of the home bowl and all it’s glory.

I miss my student teaching school because the bathroom was right next to the room. It was the nicest industrial work bathrooms. Now I have three minutes to go. If the side door to the office is locked, I’m screwed. I miss that other set up.

Another all-time classic, complete with Batman’s assessment of dive bar bathrooms being “like taking on the ‘86 Celtics at the Garden.”

Home bowl syndrome

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Home bowl is a phenomenon I'm not familiar with. I am a fierce road performer.

An old coworker of mine used to brag about only doing No. 2 at the office. He said he considered himself a professional ****ter. I didn’t ask about his days off.

 

[Spartan Squad]

Home bowl is a phenomenon I'm not familiar with. I am a fierce road performer.

My home and away splits rival Todd Helton.

 

[User 149557]

They make urinals for toddlers now. I refuse to let my 3-year old son get the luxury of a urinal while I slum it in a regular toilet.

 

[Shropshire Slasher]

I don't think No. 1 is the essence of Home Bowl.

 

[Songbird]

My home and away splits rival Todd Helton.

That's about as good as it gets.

 

[OscarMadison]

I've wondered if home bowl advantage was one of the reasons HST wanted to cover the NFL from his living room.

 

[MisterCreosote]

An old coworker of mine used to brag about only doing No. 2 at the office. He said he considered himself a professional ****ter. I didn’t ask about his days off.

It kind of freaks me out how many people take great pleasure in blowing up bathrooms they don’t own.

Sickies.

One of my best friends used to quote Gladiator every time he went to the bathroom in public: “I’ll be back in a few. I’m going to unleash hell in the bathroom.”

 

[Songbird]

One of the nearby bathrooms.

 

[Batman]

It kind of freaks me out how many people take great pleasure in blowing up bathrooms they don’t own.

Sickies.

One of my best friends used to quote Gladiator every time he went to the bathroom in public: “I’ll be back in a few. I’m going to unleash hell in the bathroom.”

Did he come out screaming, "Are you not entertained!?"

 

[Batman]

Always a good refresher: