The Adventures of Smallpotatoes, Weirdo Magnet

[Smallpotatoes]

Well I've learned my lesson. No rides to anyone I don't know. Under any circumstances.
Unless they look like Alicia Sacramone.
Or Jesus.
In the latter case I'd still need to see two forms of ID.

 

[JakeandElwood]

Just a word of advice: If you ever go to New Orleans and someone on the street tells you they know where you got your shoes, just walk away.

Not speaking from experience, or anything.

Or, if they bet you 10 bucks they can tell you where you got them shoes, bet them 20 they can't guess how many times you've heard that one. Worked pretty well for me last month, although one guy tried Plans B, C, D, E and F on me.

Call me clueless, but where do they go from there?

 

[Tommy_Dreamer]

This guy knows how to say no to beggars: