Take your damn cats and keep them off the intertubes, today. I mean it!

[Flying Headbutt]

A day without cats on the Internet.

http://www.stumbleupon.com/s/#4eRkzG/www.time.com/time/business/article/0,8599,1921086,00.html/

Of course I know this will totally and completely backfire here.

 

[Moderator1]

I don't know what I hate worse. Cats or LOLCATS.
LOL indicates laugh out loud and I don't.
If it backfires, partner, it's on YOU.

 

[JackReacher]

Cats are probably the most worthless creatures in history. They serve no purpose and I intentionally try to run over them with my car. Not kidding. Did it once when I was about 16 or 17. Felt great. They've eluded me ever since, unfortunately.

I hope one day, all cats drop dead at the same time.

(ducking....)

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

And these anti-cat people say <i>bunnies</i> are underrepresented?

Look here, "Urlesque" ...

In the battle of 4chan vs. Urlesque, I'm taking 4chan and the points.

 

[Armchair_QB]

 

[Buck]

I'm tired of cats using the Internet to push their socialist agenda.

 

[KYSportsWriter]

Re: Take your damn cats and keep them off the intertubes, today. I mean it!

Wonder what Stan has to say about this?

 

[Armchair_QB]

Wonder what Stan has to say about this?

Nothing. He's a ****ing cat.

 

[Bad Guy Zero]

Cats are probably the most worthless creatures in history. They serve no purpose and I intentionally try to run over them with my car. Not kidding. Did it once when I was about 16 or 17. Felt great. They've eluded me ever since, unfortunately.

I hope one day, all cats drop dead at the same time.

(ducking....)

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Cats are probably the most worthless creatures in history. They serve no purpose and I intentionally try to run over them with my car. Not kidding. Did it once when I was about 16 or 17. Felt great. They've eluded me ever since, unfortunately.

I hope one day, all cats drop dead at the same time.

(ducking....)

If that's not hyperbole, then you aren't any better than Michael Vick.

Ask a farmer about the importance of having some cats around his grain silo. Without a few mousers around, the rodents will eat enough to impact the bottom line.

 

[Moderator1]

Cats are probably the most worthless creatures in history. They serve no purpose and I intentionally try to run over them with my car. Not kidding. Did it once when I was about 16 or 17. Felt great. They've eluded me ever since, unfortunately.

I hope one day, all cats drop dead at the same time.

(ducking....)

If that's not hyperbole, then you aren't any better than Michael Vick.

Ask a farmer about the importance of having some cats around his grain silo. Without a few mousers around, the rodents will eat enough to impact the bottom line.

Yeah, he's just ****ing around.

As much as I have no use for cats, I'd never harm one.

I just don't like the damn things.

 

[Sleeper]

Cats > dogs. And it's not even a contest.

 

[JackReacher]

Cats are probably the most worthless creatures in history. They serve no purpose and I intentionally try to run over them with my car. Not kidding. Did it once when I was about 16 or 17. Felt great. They've eluded me ever since, unfortunately.

I hope one day, all cats drop dead at the same time.

(ducking....)

If that's not hyperbole, then you aren't any better than Michael Vick.

Ask a farmer about the importance of having some cats around his grain silo. Without a few mousers around, the rodents will eat enough to impact the bottom line.

Good for them. They're of no use in my world, though.

I never claimed to be any better than Vick, at least not in football.

And Moddy...I'm definitely NOT ****ing around, at least about my hatred for them. Well, maybe about trying to intentionally run them down. The part about running one over when I was younger....it was an accident, but I still didn't shed any tears. And if I hit one today on my way home from work, I'd giggle.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

Loves the idea: http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/

 

[Ace]

I don't mind cats so much. It's just that their English is so poor they should stay away from the computer until they agree to use spell check.

 

[Ace]

Cats are probably the most worthless creatures in history. They serve no purpose and I intentionally try to run over them with my car. Not kidding. Did it once when I was about 16 or 17. Felt great. They've eluded me ever since, unfortunately.

I hope one day, all cats drop dead at the same time.

(ducking....)

If that's not hyperbole, then you aren't any better than Michael Vick.

Ask a farmer about the importance of having some cats around his grain silo. Without a few mousers around, the rodents will eat enough to impact the bottom line.

Good for them. They're of no use in my world, though.

I never claimed to be any better than Vick, at least not in football.

And Moddy...I'm definitely NOT ****ing around, at least about my hatred for them. Well, maybe about trying to intentionally run them down. The part about running one over when I was younger....it was an accident, but I still didn't shed any tears. And if I hit one today on my way home from work, I'd giggle.

And in a bit or irony, Ryan will be found dead tonight, declawed by a disappointed cougar.

 

[JackReacher]

I like cougars.

 

[BYH]

And Moddy...I'm definitely NOT ****ing around, at least about my hatred for them. Well, maybe about trying to intentionally run them down. The part about running one over when I was younger....it was an accident, but I still didn't shed any tears. And if I hit one today on my way home from work, I'd giggle.

Even when I want to hate your ****ing guts you inspire a Delirious-jack and make it impossible to do so.

"You know what I do when you're not home, Eddie? I drive around the neighborhood running the mother****ers over. And then I laugh my mother****ing ass off."

 

[JackReacher]

How that never crossed my mind is beyond me. Total fail.

Good lookin' out, tho.

 

[BYH]

"You don't take care of the mother****er, Eddie. You don't change his litter. He takes a **** in the living room and it's mother****ing furniture. I put my ****ing drink on it."