"Take me back to Tulsa, I'm too soft to marry"

[Oggiedoggie]

Yikes! Tulsa is less than a four-hour drive from here.

If it takes longer than that, I think I'm supposed to call my doctor.

Top 10 cities for erectile dysfunction:
1. Tulsa
2. Lubbock, Texas
3. Charleston, W.Va.
4. Arlington, Texas
5. Fort Worth
6. Oklahoma City
7. Anchorage, Alaska
8. Bakersfield, Calif.
9. Modesto, Calif.
10. Omaha, Neb.

Top 10 nonerectile dysfunction cities
1. New York
2. San Francisco
3. Newark, N.J.
4. Jersey City, N.J.
5. Durham, N.C.
6. Burlington, Vt.
7. Atlanta
8. Washington
9. Hartford, Conn.
10. Boston

Source: Men’s Health magazine

From: http://www.tulsaworld.com/news/article.aspx?subjectid=11&articleid=20090514_17_A9_Youkno836260&archive=yes

 

[crusoes]

Finally. A worst top-10 list that includes NO cities in Michigan. At last.

 

[Gutter]

Would be fitting if Joe Mauer played for the Tulsa Drillers at some point.

 

[Gutter]

4. Arlington, Texas
5. Fort Worth

That makes me smile. Hi Webby! :D

 

[micropolitan guy]

A round of beers at "Jeers" to the graphic artist at any Oklahoma paper who photoshops a map of Oklahoma with a limp panhandle to accompany this story.

 

[Trey Beamon]

Come to think of it, I did go limp my last time driving through Charleston.

 

[mustangj17]

Notice, the Midwest going strong with normal penis function.

 

[Killick]

A round of beers at "Jeers" to the graphic artist at any Oklahoma paper who photoshops a map of Oklahoma with a limp panhandle to accompany this story.

I'll even save 'em some work.