Tacky christmas sweater

[CradleRobber]

My favorite sorority came up with a hell of an idea for next Friday.

From the MySpace Event Invite: "Time to dust off that old tacky Christmas sweater Grandma Bessy knitted years ago.... we're rockin an old fashioned Christmas party at our place. Tacky Christmas sweater is required!!!"

The problem is, Grandma Bessy never knitted me one. I never even owned one as a kid, much less one that would fit now. Furthermore, it's practically impossible to find these for guys - they basically only sell them for women.

I've checked a couple thrift stores and Goodwills, but have turned up empty.

Does anybody have one they wanna sell me on the cheap?

Here's the example the girls gave:

I wouldn't miss this for the world. What am I going to do?

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Find a Cosby sweater. A COSSSSSSS-BYYYYYYYYY sweater!!!

 

[Freelance Hack]

No Xmas sweaters, but I used to have plenty of ugly ass sweaters.

Oh, if only I still had my 8th grade and freshman year wardrobe. I had this totally gauche bumblebee yellow Bugle Boy cardigan. It also had an interwoven BB on one side. There was also a solid pink cable knit somewhere in my closet that I actually wore more than once.

No wonder I couldn't even get a handjob when I was 14.

 

[imjustagirl2]

http://disneyshopping.go.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/DSIProductDisplay?catalogId=10003&storeId=10052&productId=1199962&langId=-1&categoryId=13842&CMP=KAL-shppng

 

[CradleRobber]

Hahahaha.

IJAG, you're like my favorite person.

"Every stitch is knit with a smile."

Inky, props for the Cosby suggestion, too. I've found some hideous color combinations, but no Christmas Cosby sweaters.

If I ended up getting a women's large, how tight would it be on a guy who wears a men's large? Men's mediums are pretty tight on me.

 

[imjustagirl2]

Just make sure you carry the wood.

 

[zeke12]

No Xmas sweaters, but I used to have plenty of ugly ass sweaters.

Oh, if only I still had my 8th grade and freshman year wardrobe. I had this totally gauche bumblebee yellow Bugle Boy cardigan. It also had an interwoven BB on one side. There was also a solid pink cable knit somewhere in my closet that I actually wore more than once.

No wonder I couldn't even get a handjob when I was 25.

Fixed your post.

 

[Chi City 81]

Of course IJAG knows about sweaters.

Women do get wooly, after all.

 

[imjustagirl2]

I'm allergic to wool.

 

[The Big Ragu]

CradleRobber and his friends

 

[zeke12]

Of course IJAG knows about sweaters.

Women do get wooly, after all.

From all the stress?

 

[Chi City 81]

Of course IJAG knows about sweaters.

Women do get wooly, after all.

From all the stress?

I'm glad someone got the reference. Kudos, Zeke.

 

[Freelance Hack]

http://disneyshopping.go.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/DSIProductDisplay?catalogId=10003&storeId=10052&productId=1199962&langId=-1&categoryId=13842&CMP=KAL-shppng

Wear that and the only wool you'll get is the 68 percent that's in the sweater.

 

[zeke12]

Ha.

Love me some Jenkins and his Rack-Loaded Wool Drivers and Shapely Adorables.

 

[The Big Ragu]

I think I might pay to see CradleRobber wear this:

This is one of those ideas for a party that sounds like a good idea and then you look around the room and you are hanging out with a room full of people wearing ugly sweaters. Only way this works is if you show up drunk off your ass.

 

[zeke12]

Cradle --

Go buy the tackiest baby Christmas thing you can find, and wear it to the party on your dong.

Wear nothing else.

 

[Freelance Hack]

 

[CradleRobber]

I think I might pay to see CradleRobber wear this:

This is one of those ideas for a party that sounds like a good idea and then you look around the room and you are hanging out with a room full of people wearing ugly sweaters. Only way this works is if you show up drunk off your ass.

That's the plan. They want to make Jello shots for the pre-party and there will be a keg at the party. It's a pretty small party and all the people are close. The idea is to look tacky as **** so the uglier, the better.

 

[The Big Ragu]

 

[CradleRobber]

CradleRobber and his friends

I REALLY want to know where the guy in front got that blue sweater.