T-minus 32 days

[Angola!]

Holla!

Only 32 days until I get married (I don't count the first time, cause that was a crazy *****).

Anway.

I am willing to have a very public SportsJournalists.com wedding, as long as someone is willing to recieve e-mails from my iPhone. Then they can post them.

It's too bad the iPhone doesn't take video (thankfully, since I am a poor dancer and the future wife is a professional dancer).

Anyway, I have no shame pimping myself and the future wife.

When you find love you find it. I've been married before and this. is. just. different. We are best friends. And anyone who can be best buds with me is a special person!

Seriously, though, I will live blog this ****, but I need someone to be my point person. I will take photos and send text messages, but I just need someone to post all that ****.

Volunteers?

Oh, and our first dance will be the much overplayed Frank Sinatra's "The Best is Yet to Come." Though if you've been down my road the last two years (and some of you have been there, this really is the best).

I wouldn't mind New York, New York busting in at some point, but I won't do it.

I do plan to dance to T-Pain's "Can't Believe it" featuring Lil. Wayne. ****, I may just have to pay off the DJ to have this song bust in after the first verse of Sinatra.

 

[BYH]

It's too bad the iPhone doesn't take video (thankfully, since I am a poor dancer and the future wife is a professional dancer).

Any chance you can get the videographer to come up to the honeymoon suite (PLAY NEW GIRL NOW!!!) for an hour or so?

 

[Angola!]

It's too bad the iPhone doesn't take video (thankfully, since I am a poor dancer and the future wife is a professional dancer).

Any chance you can get the videographer to come up to the honeymoon suite (PLAY NEW GIRL NOW!!!) for an hour or so?

Hmm, not hiring one of those. Especially after this post!

 

[Angola!]

Best. Drunk. Thread. Evar.

Yes. But with good intentions.

Anyone have any dance recommendations?

I don't dance well, unless I'm drunk. But my parents will be there and I've never drank alcohol in front of my parents (shocking I know). So it will have to be sober dancing.

My dream is to do some Blues Brothers ****. But I don't think I'm as skilled as Dan Akroyd.

 

[Barsuk]

Tweet this ****, for sure. Then someone can do a cut and paste job for the SportsJournalists.com version.

 

[lono]

NASCAR driver Elliott Sadler's wedding dance, a/k/a Most.Disturbing.Video.Ever.

SFW.

 

[Football_Bat]

Anway?

Damn, I almost married one of those. What a crazy Emerald.

 

[imjustagirl]

NASCAR driver Elliott Sadler's wedding dance, a/k/a Most.Disturbing.Video.Ever.

SFW.

Either Elliott's put on some poundage in the belly, or that tux is NOT tailored well. When he was doing the breakout, he looked like my uncle.

 

[User 1019]

Best. Drunk. Thread. Evar.

Yes. But with good intentions.

Anyone have any dance recommendations?

I don't dance well, unless I'm drunk. But my parents will be there and I've never drank alcohol in front of my parents (shocking I know). So it will have to be sober dancing.

My dream is to do some Blues Brothers ****. But I don't think I'm as skilled as Dan Akroyd.

I'd buy a ticket to see that.

 

[JakeandElwood]

Me too.