Steven Seagal: Your Thoughts

[RokSki]

Even though he's fatter than a bear right now, I still like his straight to DVD stuff.

Other thoughts?

 

[HejiraHenry]

As long as he doesn't make any speeches.

 

[BYH]

My thought is: He's not dead yet?

 

[RokSki]

As long as he doesn't make any speeches.

Oh, yeah. Always been a killer in his movies. You're a martial artist, Stevie. Not the president.

 

[RokSki]

My thought is: He's not dead yet?

The weirdest thing is, he still looks good, except for the girth. And he's getting close to 60.

 

[WSKY]

blah, blah, blah ...

 

[HC]

Steven Seagal sucks. Seriously sucks. He's one of the prime examples of how you can be a movie star and not be an actor.

 

[John]

I'm going to take you to the bank ... the blood bank.

 

[Norman Stansfield]

He got to bang Kelly LeBrock back when she wasn't on Celebrity Fit Club.

So he's got that going for him. Which is nice.

 

[imjustagirl2]

My thought: Why is there a thread about him?

 

[Montezuma's Revenge]

My thought: Why is there a thread about him?

Coming next: Charles Nelson Reilly: Underrated comic genius?

 

[RokSki]

My thought: Why is there a thread about him?

I like him (dodges tomatoes thrown)

 

[SportsGuyBCK]

My thought: Why is there a thread about him?

The best movie he did was the one -- I think it was "Executive Decision" -- where he got killed off a third of the way through it ...

I tell that one to my wife (a big Seagal fan) just to see the look on her face (priceless) ... that, or tell her that Jet Li could kick his ass with both hands and a leg tied down

 

[Crimson Tide]

Chuck Norris owns Seagal.

Invasion USA. That's all I'm saying.

 

[John]

Chuck Norris owns Seagal.

Invasion USA. That's all I'm saying.

It's time to die.

 

[HejiraHenry]

My favorite is Under Siege, mainly because Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey were obviously having so much fun.

 

[Oz]

Chuck Norris owns Seagal.

Invasion USA. That's all I'm saying.

No way. Seagal trumps any Chuck Norris movie, and it's not even close.

 

[User 1019]

Seagal rocks, but he ain't no Chuck, Oz.

 

[Chuck~Taylor]

 

[hondo]

The Fire Down Below was 2 hours of fairly decent entertainment ... especially when he told Kris Kristofferson that being in prison would teach him a "whole new meaning to the word, 'violation.'"

And the girl in that movie who's been on CSI made for a decent looking piece of white trash.