Stay Classy Lindsay

[Moderator1]

Ms. Lohan's fingernails. Facing a judge.

(I'd do a NSFW and link but, you know, it's really small)

 

[rpmmutant]

So does this mean a 90-day jail sentence trumps an F-U acrylic?

 

[Football_Bat]

That's another 18 months for contempt of court. See you in late 2012, LiLo.

 

[poindexter]

Folks, you may not be aware how the court system works.

90 days will end up equaling 10 days in jail. Maybe 15.

 

[Football_Bat]

Folks, you may not be aware how the court system works.

90 days will end up equaling 10 days in jail. Maybe 15.

Not if you **** off the judge enough, even in Cali.

 

[JackReacher]

I was hearing 20-25 last night. Something about overcrowding and nonviolent female inmates serving about a quarter of their sentence.

 

[spnited]

How can someone who has no class (not to mention no talent) stay classy?

She's another of these bimbos who is famous for no understandable reason

 

[JackReacher]

spnited hates her. Shocker!

Didn't the judge triple the sentence recommended by the prosecutor? That stings a little for ol LiLo.

 

[spnited]

What is there to like about a bad "actress" and bad act?

 

[JackReacher]

Her cozy demeanor in court?

 

[Drip]

What is there to like about a bad "actress" and bad act?

Her fingernails. It's evident that they weren't done at Wal-Mart.

 

[Ace]

How can someone who has no class (not to mention no talent) stay classy?

She's another of these bimbos who is famous for no understandable reason

She has been in a ton of movies since she was about 6. So she was famous before she became a bimbo, actually.

 

[spnited]

Famous has nothing to do with talent.

 

[Ace]

Just putting out there that she is famous for an understandable reason.

 

[Starman]

That's another 18 months for contempt of court. See you in late 2012, LiLo.

This.

The judge should haul her ass back into court and slam her with the max sentence for C of C, to be served consecutively to her other sentences.

And direct she be hauled off in cuffs to jail, right then and there. No appeals, no stays, no nothing. Jay-ull.

 

[Ace]

That's another 18 months for contempt of court. See you in late 2012, LiLo.

This.

The judge should haul her ass back into court and slam her with the max sentence for C of C, to be served consecutively to her other sentences.

And direct she be hauled off in cuffs to jail, right then and there. No appeals, no stays, no nothing. Jay-ull.

Eh. Should could claim that she can't read and that the woman who did her nails obviously was out to get her.

 

[Starman]

That's another 18 months for contempt of court. See you in late 2012, LiLo.

This.

The judge should haul her ass back into court and slam her with the max sentence for C of C, to be served consecutively to her other sentences.

And direct she be hauled off in cuffs to jail, right then and there. No appeals, no stays, no nothing. Jay-ull.

Eh. Should could claim that she can't read and that the woman who did her nails obviously was out to get her.

Jay-ull.

 

[Oggiedoggie]

Folks, you may not be aware how the court system works.

90 days will end up equaling 10 days in jail. Maybe 15.

Except, she'll be climbing the walls after about 3 days of enforced sobriety.

Her biggest fear should be that, with a clear mind, she'll be forced to see who she is.

 

[Mizzougrad96]

Interesting case. All over the morning shows lawyers and judges were saying that the 90-day sentence was ridiculous and likely a case of a judge looking for some publicity. I don't know if I agree.

As far as her talent is concerned, she showed at an early age that she had potential, but she's shown nothing since.

I am looking forward to seeing her (naked) in the Linda Lovelance biopic.

As far as what happened yesterday, even if they were making an example of her, I don't care. The girl is clearly ****ed up and needs help. I think she's probably beyond help at this point and I think a lot of people will be taking her in dead pools for 2011 if she makes it that long.

 

[dooley_womack1]

That's another 18 months for contempt of court. See you in late 2012, LiLo.

This.

The judge should haul her ass back into court and slam her with the max sentence for C of C, to be served consecutively to her other sentences.

And direct she be hauled off in cuffs to jail, right then and there. No appeals, no stays, no nothing. Jay-ull.

Eh. Should could claim that she can't read and that the woman who did her nails obviously was out to get her.

Jay-ull.

But one syllable for haiku purposes