Spreading the Heathers gospel to the next generation!

[BYH]

My wife's cousin is over for a few days. We were watching 90210 earlier and our cousin said Brenda looked familiar. My wife said she was in Heathers...then said "Hey, you know, I was your age when I saw Heathers for the first time."

To which I replied "Hey, me too."

*lightbulbs breaking over our heads*

So now our 16-year-old cousin is watching Heathers. Awesome. Totally awesome.

"Do they even have Thanksgiving in Africa?"

 

[Inky_Wretch]

So you've Heathers-jacked your wife's cousin?

 

[Chi City 81]

Es-ki-mo.

 

[BYH]

Grow up Heather. Bulimia is so '87.

So you've Heathers-jacked your wife's cousin?

Boy, is that fraught with quote function peril. :D

Hey Ram doesn't this cafeteria have a no fags allowed rule?

Yeah but they seem to have an open door policy for assholes don't they?

 

[Chi City 81]

So you've Heathers-jacked your wife's cousin?

And given her shower-nozzle masturbation material for weeks.

 

[BYH]

DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT MY COUSIN LIKE THAT!!!!

My favorite scene, maybe, in any movie is the Maxell poster on the wall as Heather no. 1 goes down on her college boyfriend.

 

[pallister]

Never seen it.

 

[BYH]

Never seen it.

Hello shut-in!!!

 

[pallister]

Wouldn't the fact I've never seen a movie you've apparently watched 100 times make me the opposite of a shut-in? Maybe?

 

[sportschick]

Wouldn't the fact I've never seen a movie you've apparently watched 100 times make me the opposite of a shut-in? Maybe?

Why are you being such a mega-*****, Pallister?

 

[BYH]

Wouldn't the fact I've never seen a movie you've apparently watched 100 times make me the opposite of a shut-in? Maybe?

Well. Someone's touchy.

It was just a joke. relax.

Edit: What SC said. Dammit!!!

 

[heyabbott]

Wouldn't the fact I've never seen a movie you've apparently watched 100 times make me the opposite of a shut-in? Maybe?

what is your damage, pallister?

 

[imjustagirl2]

Never seen it.

I will now travel with this movie so if we ever end up in the same place, I can make you watch it.

 

[BYH]

Never seen it.

I will now travel with this movie so if we ever end up in the same place, I can make you watch it.

Uhhh......we've tried that. It didn't work out so well.

 

[mike311gd]

I don't know if I've seen it. Is "Heathers" the one where the fat girl gets hit by a bus or something?

 

[pallister]

Ya, I was just joking, too. Guess if I don't use a colored font or emoticons, people around here get confused.

 

[zeke12]

Greetings and salutations, pallister.

 

[BYH]

Ya, I was just joking, too. Guess if I don't use a colored font or emoticons, people around here get confused.

**** off, shut-in!!!! :D :D :D

 

[Chef]

uh.........




































never seen it.

 

[mike311gd]

All that scrolling for that?

Eh.