Sometimes one hand just isn't enough...

[Rumpleforeskin]

Man arrested for having OCTOPUS porn

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1384160.ece

A PERVERT has admitted downloading 30,000 depraved images – including sex acts with an octopus.
Rodney McLagan, 48, was also caught with material showing sexual activities with TIGERS.

He yesterday pleaded guilty at Hobart Supreme Court in Tasmania to possessing bestiality products plus other more serious porn offences. He will be sentenced this month.

David Barclay, defending, said bachelor McLagan sought bestiality images because he “identified himself as a beast”.

 

[Ace]

Call him crazy, but that's one guy I'd want on my side if we're being attacked by tigers and octupii.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Call him crazy, but that's one guy I'd want on my side if we're being attacked by tigers and octupii.

So he could screw them to death?

 

[forever_town]

David Barclay, defending, said bachelor McLagan sought bestiality images because he “identified himself as a beast”.

Please tell me he's kidding.

 

[Ace]

Call him crazy, but that's one guy I'd want on my side if we're being attacked by tigers and octupii.

So he could screw them to death?

I was going with distract them so I could get away. But your plan works, too.

 

[imjustagirl]

Anything less than pterodactyl porn is just a joke.

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

You won't see that on the discovery channel.

 

[mike311gd]

That's nothing. I mean, it's pretty funny. But my best friend has 4.6 gigs of porn at college, most of which, I'm told, were weird videos like "fish porn" and things of the like. He said they were there to amuse -- humorously -- he and his friends, and I believe them. He also had a ton of "puke," "pizza" and "poopie" porn, too.

I never saw any of them, especially the pizza porn, which he said almost made him hurl.

When he took his computer home for Christmas, his dad did a scan of his files to upgrade the system. That wasn't a fun day in that house.

 

[Norman Stansfield]

That's nothing. I mean, it's pretty funny. But my best friend has 4.6 gigs of porn at college, most of which, I'm told, were weird videos like "fish porn" and things of the like. He said they were there to amuse -- humorously -- he and his friends, and I believe them. He also had a ton of "puke," "pizza" and "poopie" porn, too.

I never saw any of them, especially the pizza porn, which he said almost made him hurl.

When he took his computer home for Christmas, his dad did a scan of his files to upgrade the system. That wasn't a fun day in that house.

What would pizza porn be, exactly?

I'm a pretty big perv, as IJAG can attest, but I'm drawing a blank on this one.

 

[imjustagirl]

That's nothing. I mean, it's pretty funny. But my best friend has 4.6 gigs of porn at college, most of which, I'm told, were weird videos like "fish porn" and things of the like. He said they were there to amuse -- humorously -- he and his friends, and I believe them. He also had a ton of "puke," "pizza" and "poopie" porn, too.

I never saw any of them, especially the pizza porn, which he said almost made him hurl.

When he took his computer home for Christmas, his dad did a scan of his files to upgrade the system. That wasn't a fun day in that house.

What would pizza porn be, exactly?

I'm a pretty big perv, as IJAG can attest, but I'm drawing a blank on this one.

YOU'RE BACK!

God I've missed you so.

 

[Norman Stansfield]

That's nothing. I mean, it's pretty funny. But my best friend has 4.6 gigs of porn at college, most of which, I'm told, were weird videos like "fish porn" and things of the like. He said they were there to amuse -- humorously -- he and his friends, and I believe them. He also had a ton of "puke," "pizza" and "poopie" porn, too.

I never saw any of them, especially the pizza porn, which he said almost made him hurl.

When he took his computer home for Christmas, his dad did a scan of his files to upgrade the system. That wasn't a fun day in that house.

What would pizza porn be, exactly?

I'm a pretty big perv, as IJAG can attest, but I'm drawing a blank on this one.

YOU'RE BACK!

God I've missed you so.

You're so genuine!

 

[imjustagirl]

Every day, I would look to see if you had posted.

Every day, I cried just a little.

 

[Bob Cook]

Don't let that guy into Joe Louis Arena.

 

[Norman Stansfield]

Every day, I would look to see if you had posted.

Every day, I cried just a little.

I took a hiatus because of jackasses like you.

Don't make me take another.

 

[imjustagirl]

So everything you do, you do it for me?

 

[mike311gd]

That's nothing. I mean, it's pretty funny. But my best friend has 4.6 gigs of porn at college, most of which, I'm told, were weird videos like "fish porn" and things of the like. He said they were there to amuse -- humorously -- he and his friends, and I believe them. He also had a ton of "puke," "pizza" and "poopie" porn, too.

I never saw any of them, especially the pizza porn, which he said almost made him hurl.

When he took his computer home for Christmas, his dad did a scan of his files to upgrade the system. That wasn't a fun day in that house.

What would pizza porn be, exactly?

I'm a pretty big perv, as IJAG can attest, but I'm drawing a blank on this one.

OK. I'm going to explain this one the best I can, but I'll warn you guys and gals, this one won't be pretty.

Pizza porn, as described to me, was two girls -- I believe, not that it really matters -- having sex, then defecating on the pizza and eating it. I guess it's like the two girls and one cup, though I never saw either. I'd look for the clip, but ... no.

 

[Norman Stansfield]

That's nothing. I mean, it's pretty funny. But my best friend has 4.6 gigs of porn at college, most of which, I'm told, were weird videos like "fish porn" and things of the like. He said they were there to amuse -- humorously -- he and his friends, and I believe them. He also had a ton of "puke," "pizza" and "poopie" porn, too.

I never saw any of them, especially the pizza porn, which he said almost made him hurl.

When he took his computer home for Christmas, his dad did a scan of his files to upgrade the system. That wasn't a fun day in that house.

What would pizza porn be, exactly?

I'm a pretty big perv, as IJAG can attest, but I'm drawing a blank on this one.

OK. I'm going to explain this one the best I can, but I'll warn you guys and gals, this one won't be pretty.

Pizza porn, as described to me, was two girls -- I believe, not that it really matters -- having sex, then defecating on the pizza and eating it. I guess it's like the two girls and one cup, though I never saw either. I'd look for the clip, but ... no.

I'm eating breakfast! Stop!

[/mikey]

But seriously, how can anyone first of all come up with such an idea and second, and more important, actually be turned on by it?

 

[mike311gd]

That's nothing. I mean, it's pretty funny. But my best friend has 4.6 gigs of porn at college, most of which, I'm told, were weird videos like "fish porn" and things of the like. He said they were there to amuse -- humorously -- he and his friends, and I believe them. He also had a ton of "puke," "pizza" and "poopie" porn, too.

I never saw any of them, especially the pizza porn, which he said almost made him hurl.

When he took his computer home for Christmas, his dad did a scan of his files to upgrade the system. That wasn't a fun day in that house.

What would pizza porn be, exactly?

I'm a pretty big perv, as IJAG can attest, but I'm drawing a blank on this one.

OK. I'm going to explain this one the best I can, but I'll warn you guys and gals, this one won't be pretty.

Pizza porn, as described to me, was two girls -- I believe, not that it really matters -- having sex, then defecating on the pizza and eating it. I guess it's like the two girls and one cup, though I never saw either. I'd look for the clip, but ... no.

I'm eating breakfast! Stop!

[/mikey]

But seriously, how can anyone first of all come up with such an idea and second, and more important, actually be turned on by it?

Nice reference drop, Norm.

I have no clue. When I was younger, I used to go to Scatlovers.com and make it my sister's homepage. She loved it, even if she never told me. Those screams through the wall were words of love and appreciation. But I can't believe someone would actually do it -- really volunteer to be featured in a deuce-covered photo, let alone eating it -- and, yeah, subscribe to a Web site devoted to it.

There are some sick folks, man.

 

[Diabeetus]

So everything you do, you do it for me?

Outing alert: Norm is this guy.

 

[Dickens Cider]

Bryan Adams has too much hair to be Norm.