Someone pay attention to me!

[Fudgie the Whale]

Thanks.

 

[Jeremy Goodwin]

attention *****

 

[Huggy]

I always hated the voice of the guy who did those Carvel ads. He needed to lay off the non-filtered smokes.

 

[Ace]

I also couldn't stand that raspy voice of that old dude on your commercials.

 

[Buck]

Cookie Puss is going to harpoon you.

 

[OTD]

I always hated the voice of the guy who did those Carvel ads. He needed to lay off the non-filtered smokes.

Letterman used to have him on sometimes in the old days. He'd rotate guest spots with Chris Elliott and Brother Theodore ("David. DAVID! You are mocking me David!")

 

[BYH]

I always hated the voice of the guy who did those Carvel ads. He needed to lay off the non-filtered smokes.

I forgive him because nothing on God's green earth is as good as a Carvel birthday cake. Nothing.

 

[forever_town]

Give us a reason other than being an attention ***** to pay attention to you and someone will.

 

[Fudgie the Whale]

OK.

 

[Ace]

Give us a reason other than being an attention ***** to pay attention to you and someone will.

We were having a nice threadjack and not mentioning fidgety the whale at all till you showed up.

 

[KYSportsWriter]

What?

 

[hockeybeat]

Why does my neighbors' drill or saw sound like a walrus mating with a vibrator?

 

[jboy]

Why does my neighbors' drill or saw sound like a walrus mating with a vibrator?

I don't know, why does my neighbors' drill or saw sound like a walrus mating with a vibrator?

(waiting for punchline)

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

What?

No, Who's on first. What's on second.

 

[EmbassyRow]

What?

No, Who's on first. What's on second.

I don't know.

 

[fishwrapper]

Why does my neighbors' drill or saw sound like a walrus mating with a vibrator?

I don't know, why does my neighbors' drill or saw sound like a walrus mating with a vibrator?

(waiting for punchline)

Can you mate for with a vibrator?

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

Post padding excellence here.

 

[jboy]

Why does my neighbors' drill or saw sound like a walrus mating with a vibrator?

I don't know, why does my neighbors' drill or saw sound like a walrus mating with a vibrator?

(waiting for punchline)

Can you mate for with a vibrator?

I don't get it.

 

[ArnoldBabar]

What?

No, Who's on first. What's on second.

I don't know.

Third base!

 

[Fudgie the Whale]

Why does my neighbors' drill or saw sound like a walrus mating with a vibrator?

I don't know, why does my neighbors' drill or saw sound like a walrus mating with a vibrator?

(waiting for punchline)

Can you mate for with a vibrator?

I don't get it.

I don't get it is DHing.