So, my toilet is clogged ...

[Clever username]

Aside from plunging, is there anything else I can do? I've never had to deal with this problem before.

And I apologize for starting a thread whose sole purpose isn't to inspire 10 to 15 pages of one-liners. I'll try harder next time.

 

[mltru2tx]

Go outside and get a stick out of your yard. Try to cram it down.

 

[kleeda]

Man up, reach down and yank it out. Or go buy a $10 rooter at the hardware store.

 

[The Granny]

Does it smell of egg farts?

 

[Precious Roy]

Does it smell of egg farts?

No, I'm sure it smells of clever farts.

Sorry, couldn't help it.

 

[Clever username]

I just gave it a vigorous plunging. It was oddly gratifying.

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

Does it smell of egg farts?

That's awesome crossthreading.

 

[JR]

There's some serious high duty drain clearances available.

It's like Drano X 100.

You just wanna stand back in case there's an explosion. :)

You can also buy a "snake", a flexible piece of steel tubing that you can cram down into the drain pipe.

 

[The Granny]

There's some serious high duty drain clearances available.

It's like Drano X 100.

You just wanna stand back in case there's an explosion. :)

You can also buy a "snake", a flexible piece of steel tubing that you can cram down into the drain pipe.

Or so you've heard. ;)

 

[dooley_womack1]

The proportions are about right.

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

I love that we can talk about these things at SportsJournalists.com.

 

[GoochMan]

You just wasted a good ****.

You gotta save the toilet cloggers for your friend's houses. That's when you load up on the beef and cabbage 6 hours beforehand.

That's what friends are for, right?

 

[luckyducky]

You've never clogged a toilet? :o

Eat something.

(But, you know, unclog it first.)

Awesome.

 

[Chef]

 

[BYH]

What is "Something you never want to think the first time you're having sex with someone?"

 

[Flying Headbutt]

Seriously, this is a ****ing thread? What kind of imbeciles post here?

Get a mother ****ing plunger already. ****.

 

[joe]

You're ****ing ****ting me, right? A ******* thread about a clogged toilet? What's next, a thread about "My fingernails are long. What should I do?" Jesus ****ing christ.

 

[kleeda]

Imbeciles that don't want to get dirty, apparently.

 

[BYH]

So, my food is cold. What should I do?

 

[markvid]

There's some serious high duty drain clearances available.

It's like Drano X 100.

You just wanna stand back in case there's an explosion. :)

You can also buy a "snake", a flexible piece of steel tubing that you can cram down into the drain pipe.

I think an explosion got him in this mess to begin with

:D