Snipped!

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If you do it, make sure the doc cauterizes the vas deferens, not just stitch it closed. I had a vasectomy after my second child was born. Got the stitch job. Three years (and one divorce) later, Baby No. 3 was conceived. To say I was shocked would be an understatement!

Here I thought the factory was shut down, but the boys were still on the job!

Wouldn't you be able to tell by the fact that um, stuff, was coming out? Or is that not a side effect of the stitch thing.

You need to do your homework here. Semen still comes out...there's just no sperm in it. You'll never know the difference.

 

[Write-brained]

You do it.

She's had to spend nine months per baby being pregnant.

The big V doesn't take that long and healing time is fairly fast.

And if she's pestering you about it, it's best you do it.

But I really don't want to ... it's just so permanent.

So will your lack of sex if you don't do it.

I had it done after baby No. 4. (Was supposed to after baby No. 3, but it's a long story. I was willing to do it, but my wife was, shall we say, a little more insistent post-baby 4.) Everyday dental procedures are far worse. At the risk of TMI, I was in stirrups -- the one time a guy is in stirrups -- and the urologist put a small curtain up so I didn't see what was going on. We chatted amiably throughout the procedure. My brother-in-law went to a doctor who gives you headphones and your choice of music. Maybe you should look for one of those.

The recovery hurt, but then again I had a rare weekend when I could sit on my ass and watch TV, read and play video games without parental responsibilities. When you get to baby No. 4, you grab any excuse for a break you can, even if it means a little slice under the scrotum. (I'd do it again, if I could get away with it.) I think I was back at work Monday. And I had pain meds that I took, but believe you me, I was not going to complain about this to the woman who went through four deliveries. It ain't THAT kind of pain.

Funny story from my urologist. In the consultation before the surgery, he gave me a low-dose Valium that he instructed I take the morning of the snip. I asked him why he gave those out. He said it's because a lot of men are extremely nervous otherwise, and he's had guys throw up on him. I bet those are the moments when the doctor wonders whether urology was the wrong specialty to pick.

Anyway, man up, get snipped, and enjoy stress-free lovin', knowing your wife isn't going to say, "Guess what!" Or if she does, you won't need Maury to know it's not yours.

They're going to have to knock me the **** out.

 

[Write-brained]

If you do it, make sure the doc cauterizes the vas deferens, not just stitch it closed. I had a vasectomy after my second child was born. Got the stitch job. Three years (and one divorce) later, Baby No. 3 was conceived. To say I was shocked would be an understatement!

Here I thought the factory was shut down, but the boys were still on the job!

Wouldn't you be able to tell by the fact that um, stuff, was coming out? Or is that not a side effect of the stitch thing.

You need to do your homework here. Semen still comes out...there's just no sperm in it. You'll never know the difference.

So I should stop sticking my fingers in my ears and humming whenever my wife brings up the topic?

 

[BYH]

When you (meaning BYH) compares it with what my wife went through and will go through, I guess that makes it somewhat more bearable. Still, I'd rather have heart surgery.

Don't get me wrong: Just the mere thought of it makes me cringe. But compared to what women go thru giving birth...it's a small price to pay. Once again, so to speak.

 

[buckweaver]

Hell, W-B, they kept me awake when a friggin' laser was slicing through my cornea. My vision went blind for 15 seconds -- I was conscious for the whole thing (gotta be, 'cause they can't operate with your eyes closed.)

If the anasthesia does its job, it don't matter if you're awake or dead. You ain't gonna feel ****.

 

[schiezainc]

If you do it, make sure the doc cauterizes the vas deferens, not just stitch it closed. I had a vasectomy after my second child was born. Got the stitch job. Three years (and one divorce) later, Baby No. 3 was conceived. To say I was shocked would be an understatement!

Here I thought the factory was shut down, but the boys were still on the job!

Wouldn't you be able to tell by the fact that um, stuff, was coming out? Or is that not a side effect of the stitch thing.

You need to do your homework here. Semen still comes out...there's just no sperm in it. You'll never know the difference.

So I should stop sticking my fingers in my ears and humming whenever my wife brings up the topic?

I think if you get this done, she should have to blow you at least three times afterwards until you're sure everything is back in order.

 

[Chef]

You do it.

She's had to spend nine months per baby being pregnant.

The big V doesn't take that long and healing time is fairly fast.

And if she's pestering you about it, it's best you do it.

But I really don't want to ... it's just so permanent.

So will your lack of sex if you don't do it.

I had it done after baby No. 4. (Was supposed to after baby No. 3, but it's a long story. I was willing to do it, but my wife was, shall we say, a little more insistent post-baby 4.) Everyday dental procedures are far worse. At the risk of TMI, I was in stirrups -- the one time a guy is in stirrups -- and the urologist put a small curtain up so I didn't see what was going on. We chatted amiably throughout the procedure. My brother-in-law went to a doctor who gives you headphones and your choice of music. Maybe you should look for one of those.

The recovery hurt, but then again I had a rare weekend when I could sit on my ass and watch TV, read and play video games without parental responsibilities. When you get to baby No. 4, you grab any excuse for a break you can, even if it means a little slice under the scrotum. (I'd do it again, if I could get away with it.) I think I was back at work Monday. And I had pain meds that I took, but believe you me, I was not going to complain about this to the woman who went through four deliveries. It ain't THAT kind of pain.

Funny story from my urologist. In the consultation before the surgery, he gave me a low-dose Valium that he instructed I take the morning of the snip. I asked him why he gave those out. He said it's because a lot of men are extremely nervous otherwise, and he's had guys throw up on him. I bet those are the moments when the doctor wonders whether urology was the wrong specialty to pick.

Anyway, man up, get snipped, and enjoy stress-free lovin', knowing your wife isn't going to say, "Guess what!" Or if she does, you won't need Maury to know it's not yours.

They're going to have to knock me the **** out.

Jesus.

Something smells like *****.

 

[Bob Cook]

You do it.

She's had to spend nine months per baby being pregnant.

The big V doesn't take that long and healing time is fairly fast.

And if she's pestering you about it, it's best you do it.

But I really don't want to ... it's just so permanent.

So will your lack of sex if you don't do it.

I had it done after baby No. 4. (Was supposed to after baby No. 3, but it's a long story. I was willing to do it, but my wife was, shall we say, a little more insistent post-baby 4.) Everyday dental procedures are far worse. At the risk of TMI, I was in stirrups -- the one time a guy is in stirrups -- and the urologist put a small curtain up so I didn't see what was going on. We chatted amiably throughout the procedure. My brother-in-law went to a doctor who gives you headphones and your choice of music. Maybe you should look for one of those.

The recovery hurt, but then again I had a rare weekend when I could sit on my ass and watch TV, read and play video games without parental responsibilities. When you get to baby No. 4, you grab any excuse for a break you can, even if it means a little slice under the scrotum. (I'd do it again, if I could get away with it.) I think I was back at work Monday. And I had pain meds that I took, but believe you me, I was not going to complain about this to the woman who went through four deliveries. It ain't THAT kind of pain.

Funny story from my urologist. In the consultation before the surgery, he gave me a low-dose Valium that he instructed I take the morning of the snip. I asked him why he gave those out. He said it's because a lot of men are extremely nervous otherwise, and he's had guys throw up on him. I bet those are the moments when the doctor wonders whether urology was the wrong specialty to pick.

Anyway, man up, get snipped, and enjoy stress-free lovin', knowing your wife isn't going to say, "Guess what!" Or if she does, you won't need Maury to know it's not yours.

They're going to have to knock me the **** out.

Aw, Jesus, man up, Nancy. Impacted wisdom teeth taken out? Painful, even under general anesthesia. School nurse twisting my broken wrist in high school to see if it hurt. God damn right it hurt. Double ear infection that knocked meout for a week? Excruciating. Getting the vas deferens plant closed? 15-20 minutes and no worries.

 

[Write-brained]

Hell, W-B, they kept me awake when a friggin' laser was slicing through my cornea. My vision went blind for 15 seconds -- I was conscious for the whole thing (gotta be, 'cause they can't operate with your eyes closed.)

If the anasthesia does its job, it don't matter if you're awake or dead. You ain't gonna feel ****.

I couldn't handle the eye stuff either. By far the most sensitive things on my body are my eyes and my, um, you know.

I can take a shot no problem. But hell, I was knocked out the other day for a tooth extraction. I can't imagine being awake while they give me a shot down there.

 

[buckweaver]

Jesus.

Something smells like *****.

It won't be W-B, if he doesn't listen to his wife.

 

[BYH]

Might be time to change your side sig text to Domestic GODDESS, big guy.

 

[Write-brained]

You do it.

She's had to spend nine months per baby being pregnant.

The big V doesn't take that long and healing time is fairly fast.

And if she's pestering you about it, it's best you do it.

But I really don't want to ... it's just so permanent.

So will your lack of sex if you don't do it.

I had it done after baby No. 4. (Was supposed to after baby No. 3, but it's a long story. I was willing to do it, but my wife was, shall we say, a little more insistent post-baby 4.) Everyday dental procedures are far worse. At the risk of TMI, I was in stirrups -- the one time a guy is in stirrups -- and the urologist put a small curtain up so I didn't see what was going on. We chatted amiably throughout the procedure. My brother-in-law went to a doctor who gives you headphones and your choice of music. Maybe you should look for one of those.

The recovery hurt, but then again I had a rare weekend when I could sit on my ass and watch TV, read and play video games without parental responsibilities. When you get to baby No. 4, you grab any excuse for a break you can, even if it means a little slice under the scrotum. (I'd do it again, if I could get away with it.) I think I was back at work Monday. And I had pain meds that I took, but believe you me, I was not going to complain about this to the woman who went through four deliveries. It ain't THAT kind of pain.

Funny story from my urologist. In the consultation before the surgery, he gave me a low-dose Valium that he instructed I take the morning of the snip. I asked him why he gave those out. He said it's because a lot of men are extremely nervous otherwise, and he's had guys throw up on him. I bet those are the moments when the doctor wonders whether urology was the wrong specialty to pick.

Anyway, man up, get snipped, and enjoy stress-free lovin', knowing your wife isn't going to say, "Guess what!" Or if she does, you won't need Maury to know it's not yours.

They're going to have to knock me the **** out.

Jesus.

Something smells like *****.

Easy with the name calling.

It's not the pain that's scary. It's just the where and the what.

 

[schiezainc]

Hell, W-B, they kept me awake when a friggin' laser was slicing through my cornea. My vision went blind for 15 seconds -- I was conscious for the whole thing (gotta be, 'cause they can't operate with your eyes closed.)

If the anasthesia does its job, it don't matter if you're awake or dead. You ain't gonna feel ****.

I couldn't handle the eye stuff either. By far the most sensitive things on my body are my eyes and my, um, you know.

I can take a shot no problem. But hell, I was knocked out the other day for a tooth extraction. I can't imagine being awake while they give me a shot down there.

What if it were a hot chick doing it? Would that help?

 

[Bob Cook]

If you do it, make sure the doc cauterizes the vas deferens, not just stitch it closed. I had a vasectomy after my second child was born. Got the stitch job. Three years (and one divorce) later, Baby No. 3 was conceived. To say I was shocked would be an understatement!

Here I thought the factory was shut down, but the boys were still on the job!

Wouldn't you be able to tell by the fact that um, stuff, was coming out? Or is that not a side effect of the stitch thing.

You need to do your homework here. Semen still comes out...there's just no sperm in it. You'll never know the difference.

So I should stop sticking my fingers in my ears and humming whenever my wife brings up the topic?

I think if you get this done, she should have to blow you at least three times afterwards until you're sure everything is back in order.

Which reminds me, by the way, you'll want to go back for the follow up to make sure that indeed your sperm is dead. You'll want to know for the piece of mind, if nothing else.

 

[BYH]

Really bad BJ (yes, teeth) = Pain of a vasectomy


I think.

Between that and the general snip snip talk, I may never leave the cringe position.

 

[Chef]

You do it.

She's had to spend nine months per baby being pregnant.

The big V doesn't take that long and healing time is fairly fast.

And if she's pestering you about it, it's best you do it.

But I really don't want to ... it's just so permanent.

So will your lack of sex if you don't do it.

I had it done after baby No. 4. (Was supposed to after baby No. 3, but it's a long story. I was willing to do it, but my wife was, shall we say, a little more insistent post-baby 4.) Everyday dental procedures are far worse. At the risk of TMI, I was in stirrups -- the one time a guy is in stirrups -- and the urologist put a small curtain up so I didn't see what was going on. We chatted amiably throughout the procedure. My brother-in-law went to a doctor who gives you headphones and your choice of music. Maybe you should look for one of those.

The recovery hurt, but then again I had a rare weekend when I could sit on my ass and watch TV, read and play video games without parental responsibilities. When you get to baby No. 4, you grab any excuse for a break you can, even if it means a little slice under the scrotum. (I'd do it again, if I could get away with it.) I think I was back at work Monday. And I had pain meds that I took, but believe you me, I was not going to complain about this to the woman who went through four deliveries. It ain't THAT kind of pain.

Funny story from my urologist. In the consultation before the surgery, he gave me a low-dose Valium that he instructed I take the morning of the snip. I asked him why he gave those out. He said it's because a lot of men are extremely nervous otherwise, and he's had guys throw up on him. I bet those are the moments when the doctor wonders whether urology was the wrong specialty to pick.

Anyway, man up, get snipped, and enjoy stress-free lovin', knowing your wife isn't going to say, "Guess what!" Or if she does, you won't need Maury to know it's not yours.

They're going to have to knock me the **** out.

Jesus.

Something smells like *****.

Easy with the name calling.

It's not the pain that's scary. It's just the where and the what.

Jesus?

 

[Rosie]

I don't have a lot of sympathy on this one.

I had a life-threatening complication with my first pregnancy, induced labor a month early, all sorts of not-so-fun stuff.

The procedure was described pretty accurately here. It's nothing compared to giving birth.

Besides, it will give you a worthy excuse to drink beer all weekend.

 

[Idaho]

We had this discussion on this very board four years ago.

Ask for the no-scalpel method. I was in the office for 30 minutes tops including the paperwork, shaving and awkward moments with the nurse while we waited for doc to enter the room while my nads were exposed. There was no pain, nothing more than a small poke to get the tube out and then snip, tie, tie and it was over.

By far the most uncomfortable part was the itchy sack caused by the shave.

 

[Bob Cook]

Really bad BJ (yes, teeth) = Pain of a vasectomy


I think.

I don't even want to know if you've known a man who had to put frozen peas on his junk for a weekend to recover from a toothy blow.

 

[schiezainc]

We had this discussion on this very board four years ago.

Ask for the no-scalpel method. I was in the office for 30 minutes tops including the paperwork, shaving and awkward moments with the nurse while we waited for doc to enter the room while my nads were exposed. There was no pain, nothing more than a small poke to get the tube out and then snip, tie, tie and it was over.

By far the most uncomfortable part was the itchy sack caused by the shave.

You should've shaved them before hand.

It makes everything bigger! </orgasmo>