Snipped!

[Tom Petty]

I don't have a lot of sympathy on this one.

I had a life-threatening complication with my first pregnancy, induced labor a month early, all sorts of not-so-fun stuff.

The procedure was described pretty accurately here. It's nothing compared to giving birth.

Besides, it will give you a worthy excuse to drink beer all weekend.

rosie, why should a woman be able to tell a man what to do with his body?

 

[kokane_muthashed]

If you do it, make sure the doc cauterizes the vas deferens, not just stitch it closed. I had a vasectomy after my second child was born. Got the stitch job. Three years (and one divorce) later, Baby No. 3 was conceived. To say I was shocked would be an understatement!

Here I thought the factory was shut down, but the boys were still on the job!

Wouldn't you be able to tell by the fact that um, stuff, was coming out? Or is that not a side effect of the stitch thing.

You need to do your homework here. Semen still comes out...there's just no sperm in it. You'll never know the difference.

W-B, what did you think came out - dust?

 

[schiezainc]

Really bad BJ (yes, teeth) = Pain of a vasectomy


I think.

I don't even want to know if you've known a man who had to put frozen peas on his junk for a weekend to recover from a toothy blow.

I've said this before and I'll say it again.

Getting blown is like making a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich. It's really difficult to screw up, and even the worse ones still offer some pleasure.

If you do it, make sure the doc cauterizes the vas deferens, not just stitch it closed. I had a vasectomy after my second child was born. Got the stitch job. Three years (and one divorce) later, Baby No. 3 was conceived. To say I was shocked would be an understatement!

Here I thought the factory was shut down, but the boys were still on the job!

Wouldn't you be able to tell by the fact that um, stuff, was coming out? Or is that not a side effect of the stitch thing.

You need to do your homework here. Semen still comes out...there's just no sperm in it. You'll never know the difference.

W-B, what did you think came out - dust?

Barack Obama ejaculates dust </cross threading>

 

[buckweaver]

Really bad BJ (yes, teeth) = Pain of a vasectomy


I think.

I'd rather have the latter ... twice ... than the former.

Speaking of really bad pain down there ... ever had a regular STD test*, W-B? The one where they stick a needle down your :-\? Yeah. No way a vasectomy is as bad as THAT.


* (PSA to all single guys: you should.)
** (PSA to all single girls: make your guys get one, if you don't already.)

 

[Write-brained]

If you do it, make sure the doc cauterizes the vas deferens, not just stitch it closed. I had a vasectomy after my second child was born. Got the stitch job. Three years (and one divorce) later, Baby No. 3 was conceived. To say I was shocked would be an understatement!

Here I thought the factory was shut down, but the boys were still on the job!

Wouldn't you be able to tell by the fact that um, stuff, was coming out? Or is that not a side effect of the stitch thing.

You need to do your homework here. Semen still comes out...there's just no sperm in it. You'll never know the difference.

W-B, what did you think came out - dust?

I could have sworn my wife told me little to nothing came out, or that it was clear ... I don't know, I must have had my fingers in my ears at that point.

 

[mike311gd]

If you do it, make sure the doc cauterizes the vas deferens, not just stitch it closed. I had a vasectomy after my second child was born. Got the stitch job. Three years (and one divorce) later, Baby No. 3 was conceived. To say I was shocked would be an understatement!

Here I thought the factory was shut down, but the boys were still on the job!

Wouldn't you be able to tell by the fact that um, stuff, was coming out? Or is that not a side effect of the stitch thing.

You need to do your homework here. Semen still comes out...there's just no sperm in it. You'll never know the difference.

W-B, what did you think came out - dust?

Fairy dust, maybe? That'd be fantastic.

 

[Rosie]

TP, it's not telling him what to do.

It's a choice. Vasectomy or no sex.

 

[Chef]

TP, it's not telling him what to do.

It's a choice. Vasectomy or no sex.

I will now refer to you as Satan.

 

[kokane_muthashed]

Which reminds me, by the way, you'll want to go back for the follow up to make sure that indeed your sperm is dead. You'll want to know for the piece of mind, if nothing else.

Follow-ups = VERY IMPORTANT.

Learn from kokane. I went back for my follow up two weeks later, then 3 months, but never went to my 6-month check (much less my year checkup).

 

[Write-brained]

Really bad BJ (yes, teeth) = Pain of a vasectomy


I think.

I don't even want to know if you've known a man who had to put frozen peas on his junk for a weekend to recover from a toothy blow.

I've said this before and I'll say it again.

Getting blown is like making a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich. It's really difficult to screw up, and even the worse ones still offer some pleasure.

Never had a painful bj, but I have had a very painful hj. I was sore for days.

 

[Tom Petty]

TP, it's not telling him what to do.

It's a choice. Vasectomy or no sex.

rosie, i'm not busting balls, but we're supposed to respect a woman's choice. i think a man should be able to make choices without being threatened.

 

[Rhody31]

Eff vasectomies.
Just go back to bangin random chicks.

 

[Write-brained]

Really bad BJ (yes, teeth) = Pain of a vasectomy


I think.

I'd rather have the latter ... twice ... than the former.

Speaking of really bad pain down there ... ever had a regular STD test*, W-B? The one where they stick a needle down your :-\? Yeah. No way a vasectomy is as bad as THAT.


* (PSA to all single guys: you should.)
** (PSA to all single girls: make your guys get one, if you don't already.)

Nope, never had one of those. Thank God.

 

[Write-brained]

Eff vasectomies.
Just go back to bangin random chicks.

Like your mom ...

 

[schiezainc]

Eff vasectomies.
Just go back to bangin random chicks.

Or just tell your wife you got it done and when you knock her up again, laugh and say: "You've just been Punk'd!"

 

[21]

Really, if she's having a tubal, does he need to do this? I mean, if she told him nothing comes out after a vasectomy, maybe she needs to do some homework too. Seems redundant.

 

[Tom Petty]

Eff vasectomies.
Just go back to bangin random chicks.

Like your mom ...

that will, indeed, be the most solid post of this thread.

 

[Bob Cook]

TP, it's not telling him what to do.

It's a choice. Vasectomy or no sex.

rosie, i'm not busting balls, but we're supposed to respect a woman's choice. i think a man should be able to make choices without being threatened.

The man can choose not to have a vasectomy. Then the woman can choose to close up shop.

See! Everybody gets a choice!

 

[buckweaver]

It shouldn't be a threat, TP ... but if a guy in a committed relationship who doesn't want any more kids can't see what's in it for him ...

The reward greatly outweighs the risk. Plus, it'll make his wife happy. And there's all kinds of benefits from that.


W-B: Anybody who's had more than 2 sexual partners in their lives really should have one done. Married guys can have one and never do it again. Small price to pay, really.

 

[mustangj17]

One of my dumber friends is having this done so he can have sex with a bunch of girls without protection. He will be STD ridden after a few weeks, but apparently he thinks this will make him happy.