SJ Travel Agency at your service

[dreunc1542]

So it seems like there's about 3 threads a day asking for advice on how to get somewhere, where to stay and what to do once they get there. And for basically any place in the country, there's an abundance of advice.

If Webby branched out and set up the SJ Travel Agency, what would be the name/slogan?

To get it started with an obvious one for the slogan: SJ Travel: "All the travel info you need in under 8 seconds."

 

[spnited]

15 minutes from Tahoe ... or anywhere else you want to go

 

[BYH]

SJ: We ***** harder.

 

[Overrated]

SJT: **** a gnome.

 

[BYH]

SJT: Who cares how you get there, just leave.

SJT: Worse customer service than Dell, but at least we speak jive.

 

[spnited]

SJT/BYH: Around the world in 8 seconds.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

SJT: Who cares how you get there, just leave.

SJT: Worse customer service than Dell, but at least we speak jive.

Dude, you're gettin' a vacation!

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

Great advice from SportsJournalists.com worked for me for a D.C. trip last year.

 

[forever_town]

SJ Travel: We cross the Fnord in style.

 

[User 1019]

SJT: Who cares how you get there, just leave.

SJT: Worse customer service than Dell, but at least we speak jive.

Jive Lady: Oh stewardess! I speak jive.

 

[Write-brained]

SJT: We know where all the Marriotts are.

 

[Sam Mills 51]

SJT: Anywhere you want in 8 seconds or less and 15 minutes or less from Tahoe. Fnord.

 

[mike311gd]

SJT: I just farted.

 

[John]

SJT: We accept pennies and food stamps.

 

[Sam Mills 51]

SJT: We accept pennies and food stamps.

How about press box food?

 

[Inky_Wretch]

SJT: We won't suggest a bar unless we've gotten drunk there ourselves. (And we've been to them all.)

 

[dooley_womack1]

SJT: We'll tell you where to get off.

 

[User 1019]

... and where to go

 

[Beaker]

SJT: If you get a corn on your foot during your travels, never fear--our travel kit comes with beer, razors, and hydrogen peroxide.

 

[dooley_womack1]

SJT: We'll make sure there's no SNAKES...ON THE ****ING PLANE!