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I'm surprised Berman and Jackson haven't cornered the votes. I mean, Berman is a walking, talking, stuttering, inept, out-dating Butterball already. Did I also mention he's a rumblin', bumblin', stumblin' fanboy of DAAAAAAAH RRRRRRRRRAIDAAAAAAAAAHS?!
I vote for Mariotti. On my way into the 2006 PGA, I walked past one of the kids parking cars, and his walkie-talkie piped up. The kid at the gate said Mariotti cursed the kid out when he told him the spots up front were full. Which didn't stop him. By the time I got to the front, Mariotti was 50 feet ahead of me. Complete and total douchebag. But given how he handles the White Sox and everything else, most of you probably knew that already.
OK, I'm eliminating the guys with 1 or 2 votes, so say bye-bye to Barry, Kenny, Zeke, Fat Albert (Haynesworth) and Fibbin' Floyd. Too bad we can't do that in real life, though.
Cozad without hesitation. Scoop and Mariotti are in the running, and the receiver has richly earned his spot on the list but none of them tried to physically harm anyone to get a job.