SJ.com's Turkey of the Year

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With so many outstanding choices, how could you go wrong?

  • The Receiver That Shall Not Be Named

    Votes: 4 11.4%
  • Jay Mariotti

    Votes: 8 22.9%
  • Chris Berman

    Votes: 4 11.4%
  • Scoop Jackson

    Votes: 4 11.4%
  • Mitch Cozad (knife-weilding back-up punter)

    Votes: 6 17.1%
  • OJ Simpson

    Votes: 5 14.3%
  • Morons like us that spend half the day on this site

    Votes: 4 11.4%

  • Total voters
    35
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But, knowing the nature of everyone here, I'm sure all of our choices are somehow wrong. Happy Thanksgiving!
 
I'm assuming fellow board members aren't eligible.

Otherwise, this would not end well.
 
OJ is dead to me, so he doesn't count...Landis is just a douche ...


Went with Kenny Rogers because he had the balls to cheat during hte World Series

that's a turkey.
 
Not surprisingly, that's one of the dumbest things ever posted on here...
 
I vote for the pho-real/COCKDIAN/stevenash/indiansnetwork cadre of idiots.
 
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I vote for Don Johnson, who caused SportsJournalists.com to crash for several days, which in turn caused me to re-establish myself as an alcoholic.

I mean, where else can I get video updates on The Hoff?
 
I'm surprised Berman and Jackson haven't cornered the votes. I mean, Berman is a walking, talking, stuttering, inept, out-dating Butterball already. Did I also mention he's a rumblin', bumblin', stumblin' fanboy of DAAAAAAAH RRRRRRRRRAIDAAAAAAAAAHS?!
 
I vote for Mariotti. On my way into the 2006 PGA, I walked past one of the kids parking cars, and his walkie-talkie piped up. The kid at the gate said Mariotti cursed the kid out when he told him the spots up front were full. Which didn't stop him. By the time I got to the front, Mariotti was 50 feet ahead of me. Complete and total douchebag. But given how he handles the White Sox and everything else, most of you probably knew that already.
 
OK, I'm eliminating the guys with 1 or 2 votes, so say bye-bye to Barry, Kenny, Zeke, Fat Albert (Haynesworth) and Fibbin' Floyd. Too bad we can't do that in real life, though.
 
Cozad without hesitation. Scoop and Mariotti are in the running, and the receiver has richly earned his spot on the list but none of them tried to physically harm anyone to get a job.
 

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