SJ.Com crew, could you handle this?

[Drip]

Wouldn't you love to make it with any of these six creatures?
http://www.clarionledger.com/article/20090423/NEWS/90423023/-1/frontpage

 

[Big Circus]

Jennifer Garner has really let herself go. Motherhood has not been kind.

Also, I love the name "Grena".

 

[Football_Bat]

Not. With. Bill. Macy's. ****.

 

[sportschick]

Jennifer Garner has really let herself go. Motherhood has not been kind.

Also, I love the name "Grena".

Jen appears to have gone a little crazy with the fake bake.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

I think those mug shots on the top row could serve as a "Kids, this is what you look like on meth" advertisement.

I'd have never guessed that middle top one was just 41.

 

[Drip]

It looks like they just went after the old whores on the block. Where's the fresh meat?

 

[RickStain]

Bottom left, maybe, if she wasn't who she was and I had a good reason to.

 

[RossLT]

The one in the bottom middle looks like a dude.

 

[Bubbler]

"I'm not a skank!"

 

[Drip]

Melissa and Barbara make my snake rise.

 

[slappy4428]

The one in the bottom middle looks like a dude.

Don't they all?

 

[User 1019]

I think the chick on the top right propositioned me on Fortification once.

 

[dargan]

Melissa Pittman looks like Clint Eastwood in "Unforgiven" after Gene Hackman kicks the crap out of him.

 

[Andy _ Kent]

Melissa Pittman looks like Clint Eastwood in "Unforgiven" after Gene Hackman kicks the crap out of him.

Actually, I think she looks more like Sean Penn as Jeff Spicoli in "Fast Times At Ridgemont High."

 

[ScribePharisee]

Carrie Reynolds is not to be confused with Carrie Underwood. But she could be confused with Carrie the prom nightmare. Grena needs the Crocodile Dundee test before any transaction occurs.

 

[Big Circus]

Carrie Reynolds is not to be confused with Carrie Underwood. But she could be confused with Carrie the prom nightmare.

Awesome. Just awesome.

 

[Freelance Hack]

My **** threatened me with self-castration just for clicking on the link.

 

[forever_town]

The one in the bottom middle looks like a dude.

I thought she WAS a dude.

And even if I were straight, I wouldn't touch any of them with Bea Arthur's ****!

 

[OnTheRiver]

Upset of the year: Only 110 comments. My shop's smaller than Jackson's, and the wiseass patrol would have it well above 500 by now.

 

[slappy4428]

The one in the bottom middle looks like a dude.

I thought she WAS a dude.

And even if I were straight, I wouldn't touch any of them with Bea Arthur's ****!

I'd hate to live next door to any of them.