SJ.Com crew, could you handle this?

[Chef]

I'd hit it.

 

[slappy4428]

I'd hit it like Jessie Spano on speed.

 

[dooley_womack1]

I'd chew my toe off to escape that trap.

 

[slappy4428]

I'd listen to Don Henley before I had that worthless evening.

 

[dooley_womack1]

I wouldn't let any of them breast-feed, let alone in public.

 

[zeke12]

How has no one answered "**** my neighbor in the ass"?

 

[slappy4428]

How has no one answered "**** my neighbor in the ass"?

Don't watch to steal your bit, you sonuvabitch

 

[slappy4428]

I'd wear shirtsleeves and cheer for the Cubs first.

 

[ScribePharisee]

Melissa Pittman looks like Sean Penn.

 

[dooley_womack1]

I'd do coke off Obama's ass before hitting any of that..

 

[slappy4428]

I'd drink beer with George Bush before I'd tap that keg..

 

[Freelance Hack]

Can we get an over/under of the number of teeth the Hattiesburg Six have?

I'd say 20.

 

[User 1019]

The one in the bottom middle looks like a dude.

I thought she WAS a dude.

And even if I were straight, I wouldn't touch any of them with Bea Arthur's ****!

Look who's talking.

 

[Chef]

Can we get an over/under of the number of teeth the Hattiesburg Six have?

I'd say 20.

under.

way under.

 

[schiezainc]

The only way I could touch any of them is if I were on Survivor, it was down to the final three, and having sex with them was an immunity challenge with the winner going to the final two. Even then, I'd think long and hard about it. I mean, what's a million dollars worth nowadays anyway?

 

[Chef]

If I were to ask you would you bone any of those 6 for a million dollars, how many would say no?

 

[Bob Slydell]

Carrie Reynolds looks just like Tilda Swinton.

 

[schiezainc]

If I were to ask you would you bone any of those 6 for a million dollars, how many would say no?

That depends. Is it a million dollars IN ADDITION TO the surgery to have your penis removed and replaced?

 

[Drip]

If I were to ask you would you bone any of those 6 for a million dollars, how many would say no?

I could use the the money. I'd do them but i wouldn't do it bareback.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

Human petri dishes -- six for $2.