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[Killick]

Getting my nightly lolcat fix, and run across this posting of the coolest cat alive. Enjoy.



Love mine (Sandy) dearly, but he would absolutely freak when that thing started up. Oh, he talks a good game -- attacks windows when birds are on the other side, was trying to get up my place's chimney when squirrels were rustling something in there -- but I know the truth is my Sandy is a *****. He hides under my bed during thunderstorms. Other cats would take his lunch money and give him a wedgie.

 

[Freelance Hack]

Getting my nightly lolcat fix, and run across this posting of the coolest cat alive. Enjoy.

Coolest cat alive? Au contraire mon fraire

I believe this cat has something to say about that.

 

[BYH]

Stan and Maggie are gonna be pissed.

 

[Killick]

Touche. Many pardons. Didn't mean to dis the codas. Wouldn't dream of it.

 

[stan_solo]

Killick is Dead. To. Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stupid humans.

 

[Killick]

****. This will not end well.

 

[stan_solo]

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

Killick is Dead. To. Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stupid humans.

Fetch me a beer, newbie.

 

[Diabeetus]

Stan is proving this cat right.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

Love mine (Sandy) dearly, but he would absolutely freak when that thing started up. Oh, he talks a good game -- attacks windows when birds are on the other side, was trying to get up my place's chimney when squirrels were rustling something in there -- but I know the truth is my Sandy is a *****. He hides under my bed during thunderstorms. Other cats would take his lunch money and give him a wedgie.

Sandy? That Sandy? Sandy was a cat?

Damn ... had no idea, really ...

 

[stan_solo]

I love you, beetus!

And coffeedude, you're only getting beer if you like litter in it. I don't wipe (my paws) correctly.

 

[Tommy_Dreamer]

TTIU

 

[stan_solo]

Well you'd know, given that you're useless.

 

[Angola!]

bernie and sophie scoff in your direction stan.

 

[stan_solo]

And I wave my nonexistent furry balls in their direction!

 

[luckyducky]

o'malley just jumped off the couch to fetch me a beer. o'malley > stan. sorry kiddo.

 

[Double J]

I love cats. They're especially delicious after having been basted in soy sauce.

[/duck and cover]

 

[Sam Mills 51]

I'm a pretty big fan of cats - yet have none.
(There's actually a pretty good reason ... )

And to the rest of the board - run from Double J. I think he's about to experience Cat Scratch Fever.

 

[The Granny]

I'm a pretty big fan of cats - yet have none.
(There's actually a pretty good reason ... )

And to the rest of the board - run from Double J. I think he's about to experience Cat Scratch Fever.

Wow, I'd rather run from that joke.

 

[Angola!]

people have been put out to pasture for less than that, granny.