Shocking news!!

[JackReacher]

Police: Golfer John Daly drunk, detained

WINSTON-SALEM N.C. — Golfer John Daly was taken into custody Sunday morning by Winston-Salem police after he was found drunk outside an area Hooters restaurant.
Police said in a statement Wednesday that said officers went to the restaurant on a medical call. When they arrived, Daly was being treated by emergency workers after losing consciousness.
While at the restaurant, police said Daly “appeared extremely intoxicated and uncooperative,” refused repeatedly to be taken to the hospital and was asked to leave the restaurant by several workers.
Daly was taken to the Forsyth County Law Enforcement Detention Center for a 24-hour stay, until he was sober.

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This guy never fails to amaze. And amuse.

Medical call, eh? I guess 25 Budweisers and 14 Jack and Coke's don't mix well with three dozen Three Mile Island wings.

 

[Mystery_Meat]

Liquor before beer before beer before liquor before liquor before beer before liquor before beer before beer before beer before liquor before liquor before beer before liquor, never sicker.

 

[Trey Beamon]

I was going to mention that Daly forgot to invite the Hooters girls ... then I read the first sentence.

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Just a good ole' boy, never meanin' no harm.

 

[Armchair_QB]

 

[ondeadline]

He never tries to even get on the "wagon."

 

[Trey Beamon]

Just a good ole' boy, never meanin' no harm.

"Hey, thems Hooters colors."

 

[JayFarrar]

I'm going to run down to K-Mart and buy some John Daly golf gear.

http://www.kmart.com/shc/s/search_10151_10104?storeId=10151&catalogId=10104&keyword=john+daly&gobutton.x=18&gobutton.y=10&gobutton=find

He's awesome.

 

[dooley_womack1]

At some point, one crosses the line from lovable rogue to pathetic.

 

[imjustagirl]

Daly can't even see that line from where he is.

 

[zeke12]

If a guy can't be **** drunk in the Hooters parking lot in Winston-Salem, by God, the terrorists have already won.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

If a guy can't be **** drunk in the Hooters parking lot in Winston-Salem, by God, the terrorists have already won.

John Daly, pro-America American!

 

[dooley_womack1]

He's a maverick!

 

[Ace]

If a guy can't be **** drunk in the Hooters parking lot in Winston-Salem, by God, the terrorists have already won.

I'm tellin' ya! Since when is being drunk in Hooters a crime? I thought being sober there was illegal!!

Grip it and gulp it!

 

[JackReacher]

If a guy can't be **** drunk in the Hooters parking lot in Winston-Salem, by God, the terrorists have already won.

Grip it and gulp it!

That's solid, right there.

 

[JayFarrar]

If a guy can't be **** drunk in the Hooters parking lot in Winston-Salem, by God, the terrorists have already won.

and that's going in my sig line thing.
Nice work.

 

[FileNotFound]

"Hey hey hey hey hey, I didn't want to be drunk ... in ... public ... I wanted to be drunk in a bar, which is perfectly legal. They THREW me into 'public.' Arrest them."

 

[writing irish]

John Six-Pack!

 

[Inky_Wretch]

John 30-Pack!