Save Our Superheroes!

[DirtyDeeds]

Hope this isn't a d_b. Did a quick search and didn't see it.
Costumed characters being beaten up in turf war on Hollywood Walk of Fame.
http://articles.latimes.com/2009/02/11/metro/me-superheroes-attacked11
“They beat up Nacho Libre and gave him a shiner. ... They beat Freddie Kruger with brass knuckles.”

 

[Batman]

Nacho Libre sucked. If I saw a guy dressed up like that, I might kick him square in the nuts myself.

 

[DirtyDeeds]

Then you'll love this, Batman. Now I know why you stood idly by and didn't jump in to help.

 

[Batman]

Damn right. Plus, I was staring at the fishnet-wearing hooker doing the filming. Crimefighting is a lonely business, you know.

 

[DirtyDeeds]

Wasn't much of a beating, though. Maybe you should have jumped in to help the other guy.

 

[Batman]

Nah. That whole thing took 90 seconds, tops. By my count, that sorry sack of crap still owes me 1 hour, 28 minutes and 30 seconds of my life back.

 

[schiezainc]

Then you'll love this, Batman. Now I know why you stood idly by and didn't jump in to help.

Well, to be fair, that guy with the doo-wrag (sp*) on did say "Eh yo, if you ain't in it, homey, back up."