S*** on a Cake

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

Only in West Chester.

WEST CHESTER, Pa. (AP) — Three Pennsylvania teens must clean toilets, urinals and bed pans after admitting they iced a birthday cake with feces as a prank on a high school classmate.
The Daily Local News of West Chester reports the girls were also ordered Monday to pick up dog droppings at a local park during their 200 hours of community service in return for guilty pleas stemming from the March incident at Avon Grove High School.
Authorities say the trio and a juvenile student provided school officials with written confessions after a classmate and her family was sickened by the cake.
The Daily Local News report say Mayra Flores, Ana Mireles and Sandra Ortiz also received probation after pleading guilty to recklessly endangering another person and conspiracy.
The juvenile's case is still pending.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Re: Sh!t on a Cake

Can Pennsylvania please be allowed to secede?

 

[User 1019]

Re: Sh!t on a Cake

200 hours of community service is not enough. 1,000, maybe. Maybe.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Re: Sh!t on a Cake

"And you win the Quickfire Challenge!"[/topchefpennsylvania]

 

[Chef2]

Re: Sh!t on a Cake

Clean the toilets.....yes......with their tongues.

 

[sgreenwell]

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Here was the most shocking thing to me - it was three girls doing that. I guess the sexes truly are equal now, it's just that we were racing to the bottom.

 

[Stitch]

Re: Sh!t on a Cake

Stuff like this solidifies my Hobbesian view of humanity.

 

[93Devil]

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Never underestimate what a teenage girl will do...

This does remind me of one of my favorite stories.

According to the story, a middle school was faced with an unique problem.

A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.

She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the custodian. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every day.

To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the custodian to clean one of the mirrors.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it into the toilet and then cleaned the mirror.

Since then there have been no lip prints on the mirrors.

 

[KJIM]

How did it not stink to high heaven?

 

[Chef2]

"No really....it's our world famous extra choclaty-chunky peanut butter cake!"

 

[bigpern23]

"No really....it's our world famous extra choclaty-chunky peanut butter cake!"

Clearly, these girls were correct in thinking their **** don't stink.

 

[Moderator1]

I'm going to bet these girls saw The Help recently. And, yeah, at some point when you get it near your mouth, which on most people is close to the nose, wouldn't something kick in?

 

[93Devil]

I had a buddy in high school who froze dog ****, cut it up and threw it all over a house (behind couches, chairs, etc...), and the beauty was it took time to thaw out, so he was long gone before anyone had to search out what was stinking.

 

[Chef2]

3 girls, 1 cake

 

[bumpy mcgee]

Did someone say Cake and cooking?

 

[bigpern23]

I had a buddy in high school who froze dog ****, cut it up and threw it all over a house (behind couches, chairs, etc...), and the beauty was it took time to thaw out, so he was long gone before anyone had to search out what was stinking.

Maybe it's just me, but the thought of handling any kind of **** and then putting it in my freezer, you know, next to a whole bunch of food, doesn't seem at all worth the laughs of any prank.

I mean, these girls took a **** (what, in a tupperware container?) and then picked it up and smothered it all over a cake. Is handling it like that really worth it to make someone else eat it? I'd probably puke before it ever got near the cake.

 

[93Devil]

I had a buddy in high school who froze dog ****, cut it up and threw it all over a house (behind couches, chairs, etc...), and the beauty was it took time to thaw out, so he was long gone before anyone had to search out what was stinking.

Maybe it's just me, but the thought of handling any kind of **** and then putting it in my freezer, you know, next to a whole bunch of food, doesn't seem at all worth the laughs of any prank.

I mean, these girls took a **** (what, in a tupperware container?) and then picked it up and smothered it all over a cake. Is handling it like that really worth it to make someone else eat it? I'd probably puke before it ever got near the cake.

I'm with you. Just saying what he did.

I need two bags just to able to pick up dog crap when I take Scout for a walk.

 

[Steak Snabler]

"I said SHEET cake!"

 

[bigpern23]

"I said SHEET cake!"

This is awesome.

 

[Drip]

I had a buddy in high school who froze dog ****, cut it up and threw it all over a house (behind couches, chairs, etc...), and the beauty was it took time to thaw out, so he was long gone before anyone had to search out what was stinking.

That's funny.