Rolling my own ...

[Cadet]

I suck at guessing, but I'll just say this: Have you never had to use a laundromat in your life? Dear Tebow, a stash like that would make a college kid drool.

 

[Monday Morning Sportswriter]

You should use them to pay every bill you ever had. They'll write stories about you.

 

[Football_Bat]

Folks, I just weighed each container on my handy bathroom scales and did the math.

All I can say is:

 

[JackReacher]

So when are you getting it counted?

 

[Steak Snabler]

You can always take your coins to First Citiwide Change Bank ...

http://www.hulu.com/watch/4253/saturday-night-live-first-citywide-change-bank-2

 

[Football_Bat]

So when are you getting it counted?

Maybe next week, but not this week. I'm ass-deep in playoffs still. I've got people going out of town for state softball and track and I still have a local baseball team breathing.

Keep the guesses going, though. It might fund a toothless stripper for the SportsJournalists.com Dallas gathering in 2010. And what better stripper is there besides a toothless one?

 

[ArnoldBabar]

You can always take your coins to First Citiwide Change Bank ...

http://www.hulu.com/watch/4253/saturday-night-live-first-citywide-change-bank-2

Still one of my all-time favorites.

 

[jlee]

Big jug: $1,452.25
Little jug: $673.50

Total: $2,125.75

Either way, F_B, you've inspired me to start a change bucket.