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Not that I know of. Just pointing it out.
 
three_bags_full said:
I just upgraded from a small truck to a large truck. I don't haul anything. I don't drive 40, either.

Why does that make me an idiot ... or Joe Bob ****mysister, or whatever his name is?

It's just overkill. If there's no need to have a truck, but it burns fuel and all that, then why have one?

You can't blatantly waste and expect everyone to be OK with it.
 
TBF, what makes you think you have the right to own a truck without using it for someone else's specifically mandated purposes?
 
I have a large truck because I had the cash (85 percent of it) to buy it -- and wanted it. It is much larger and more roomy than the small truck I had, which leaves room for future expansion, if you know what I mean. It is much more comfortable, drives better and rides better than my old truck.

And I don't ask anyone to be OK with it, save Mrs. TBF.

And where's the waste. My old truck -- a freakin' S-10 -- got 24 MPG at best, with its four cylinders. This one gets 21 MPG with eight.

Don't knock it 'till you've tried it.
 
2muchcoffeeman said:
Inky_Wretch said:
I drive one because it's damned tough to put a kayak on top of an Accord. A Prius would get stuck in the mud going to my family's cabin in the mountains. And I still can't figure out how to fit sheets of plywood and/or drywall into a VW when we're remodeling our house.

In order:

Thule Hull-A-Port: http://www.autoanything.com/roof-racks/69A1847A0A0.aspx

Honda Element. Subaru ... well, any Subaru.

And when you really need a truck for plywood or drywall, you can rent one.

I buy organic, local groceries. I'm planning to put solar panels on my house. I subscribe to Mother Earth News. But I need my Jeep.

After all, 2MC, what do I do when I'm pulling a boat, hauling two buddies, all our gear and two Labrador Retrievers for our yearly duck-hunting trip?
 
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Trust me, aside from the need to kill animals, Inky is the biggest hippie I've ever known.
 
Inky_Wretch said:
2muchcoffeeman said:
Inky_Wretch said:
I drive one because it's damned tough to put a kayak on top of an Accord. A Prius would get stuck in the mud going to my family's cabin in the mountains. And I still can't figure out how to fit sheets of plywood and/or drywall into a VW when we're remodeling our house.

In order:

Thule Hull-A-Port: http://www.autoanything.com/roof-racks/69A1847A0A0.aspx

Honda Element. Subaru ... well, any Subaru.

And when you really need a truck for plywood or drywall, you can rent one.

I buy organic, local groceries. I'm planning to put solar panels on my house. I subscribe to Mother Earth News. But I need my Jeep.

After all, 2MC, what do I do when I'm pulling a boat, hauling two buddies, all our gear and two Labrador Retrievers for our yearly duck-hunting trip?

Dodge Magnum R/T: 345 horsepower, 21 mpg, 3800-lb towing capacity, 0 to 60 mph in 5.6 seconds and a quarter mile in less than 14.

Station wagons haul stuff. That one hauls ass, too.

;D
 
imjustagirl said:
Trust me, aside from the need to kill animals, Inky is the biggest hippie I've ever known.

Hey, I only kill them if they're good eating. And I practice catch-and-release when I'm fly-fishing, so it's not like I'm killing everything in nature.

2MC, the Magnum only gets 1 mpg better than my Jeep but has less ground clearance for when I'm off-road. Otherwise, I'd consider it because they are pretty sweet. I guess I could redneck one up by putting a lift kit under it, but that's too much work.
 
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Inky_Wretch said:
imjustagirl said:
Trust me, aside from the need to kill animals, Inky is the biggest hippie I've ever known.

Hey, I only kill them if they're good eating. And I practice catch-and-release when I'm fly-fishing, so it's not like I'm killing everything in nature.

2MC, the Magnum only gets 1 mpg better than my Jeep but has less ground clearance for when I'm off-road. Otherwise, I'd consider it because they are pretty sweet. I guess I could redneck one up by putting a lift kit under it, but that's too much work.

I was going to recommend the Ford Escape Hybrid, but I wasn't sure about the towing capacity.
 
2muchcoffeeman said:
Inky_Wretch said:
imjustagirl said:
Trust me, aside from the need to kill animals, Inky is the biggest hippie I've ever known.

Hey, I only kill them if they're good eating. And I practice catch-and-release when I'm fly-fishing, so it's not like I'm killing everything in nature.

2MC, the Magnum only gets 1 mpg better than my Jeep but has less ground clearance for when I'm off-road. Otherwise, I'd consider it because they are pretty sweet. I guess I could redneck one up by putting a lift kit under it, but that's too much work.

I was going to recommend the Ford Escape Hybrid, but I wasn't sure about the towing capacity.

My father's dealership doesn't carry Ford, so I have to get something from the Chrysler family to get it at dealer cost. And I'm talking the real dealer cost, not the advertised dealer cost when they're having a sale.
 
Inky_Wretch said:
2muchcoffeeman said:
Inky_Wretch said:
imjustagirl said:
Trust me, aside from the need to kill animals, Inky is the biggest hippie I've ever known.

Hey, I only kill them if they're good eating. And I practice catch-and-release when I'm fly-fishing, so it's not like I'm killing everything in nature.

2MC, the Magnum only gets 1 mpg better than my Jeep but has less ground clearance for when I'm off-road. Otherwise, I'd consider it because they are pretty sweet. I guess I could redneck one up by putting a lift kit under it, but that's too much work.

I was going to recommend the Ford Escape Hybrid, but I wasn't sure about the towing capacity.

My father's dealership doesn't carry Ford, so I have to get something from the Chrysler family to get it at dealer cost. And I'm talking the real dealer cost, not the advertised dealer cost when they're having a sale.

Diesel Jeep, then. The Grand Cherokee will be getting the same CRD engine this fall that it's already been getting for years in Europe thanks to the new ultra-low-sulfur diesel fuel.
 
2muchcoffeeman said:
Inky_Wretch said:
2muchcoffeeman said:
Inky_Wretch said:
imjustagirl said:
Trust me, aside from the need to kill animals, Inky is the biggest hippie I've ever known.

Hey, I only kill them if they're good eating. And I practice catch-and-release when I'm fly-fishing, so it's not like I'm killing everything in nature.

2MC, the Magnum only gets 1 mpg better than my Jeep but has less ground clearance for when I'm off-road. Otherwise, I'd consider it because they are pretty sweet. I guess I could redneck one up by putting a lift kit under it, but that's too much work.

I was going to recommend the Ford Escape Hybrid, but I wasn't sure about the towing capacity.

My father's dealership doesn't carry Ford, so I have to get something from the Chrysler family to get it at dealer cost. And I'm talking the real dealer cost, not the advertised dealer cost when they're having a sale.

Diesel Jeep, then. The Grand Cherokee will be getting the same CRD engine this fall that it's already been getting for years in Europe thanks to the new ultra-low-sulfur diesel fuel.

Trust me, that's been on my radar screen for more than a year. But the hybrid Wrangler is the one I'm really wanting to see.
 
NIAFL Reject? said:
If you have a legit reason to drive a truck (or an SUV), fine. But I'm thinking it's a safe bet to say one in 5 trucks in Texas are actually used for heavy-duty work.
In Toronto, I'd put the odds at 1 in 100.  And that's being optimistic.
 
HC said:
NIAFL Reject? said:
If you have a legit reason to drive a truck (or an SUV), fine. But I'm thinking it's a safe bet to say one in 5 trucks in Texas are actually used for heavy-duty work.
In Toronto, I'd put the odds at 1 in 100.  And that's being optimistic.
As a friend of mine once said, the only off-road those things have seen is their driveway.
 
In Seattle, people merging onto the freeway at 45 would be an improvement.
 

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