RIP Ron Howard's dad

[Jake_Taylor]

How are you gentleman able to pinpoint the place of conception? /humblebrag or /exmediahack

I was generally sober enough to pull out (Don’t tell my youngest she wasn’t always part of the plan).

 

[BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo]

He names his kids after the place they were conceived, so I actually can't watch his daughter in a movie without thinking of Ron Howard getting laid in a Dallas hotel room.

Hahahaha I'm the exact same way. It kind of freaks me out, honestly, watching Richie Cunningham and thinking of him boning.

 

[BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo]

Also this thread is taking a terrific classic SJ.com turn.

 

[Slacker]

My daughter, Virginia RestStop, is the second-most-adventurous person I know.

 

[typefitter]

My daughter, Virginia RestStop, is the second-most-adventurous person I know.

Holy ****ing ****, this is the perfect post. I can't breathe. I'm ****ing crying.

 

[typefitter]

That might be the hardest I've ever laughed at something here. Holy crap, @Slacker. Welcome to the board.

 

[HanSenSE]

That might be the hardest I've ever laughed at something here. Holy crap, @Slacker. Welcome to the board.

A like like that, maybe we should buy him beers?

 

[Baron Scicluna]

The Reverend Billy Graham or Superstar Billy Graham? I'll be honest -- I think the wrestler would surprise me more.

Reading his book, he did get married, I think, five times and before and during his wrestling career, did have a rep as a con man and a drug abuser. But there's never been any indication he hasn't been unfaithful to his fifth wife, who he married in the late 1970s.

In his book, he first got married when he was young when he was a member of a fundamentalist Christian church when they pretty much arranged a marriage with one of their members. His second marriage was briefly to a woman who turned out to be a lesbian. Bizarrely, his third marriage was so short, he said he couldn't even remember the woman's name. His fourth marriage was for a few years and ended when he met his current wife.

 

[Chef2]

My daughter, Virginia RestStop, is the second-most-adventurous person I know.

I bow in your general direction.

 

[poindexter]

I can't even come close to pinpointing my kids' conception, but unfortunately, I'm 99.9% sure that they would be named The Bed I, and The Bed II...

 

[micropolitan guy]

To change an old punchline:

"Why do you ask, Intheparkonablanket?

 

[Jake_Taylor]

I’m not saying I live in a boring town, but my daughter has two Lightsoff Missionaries in her class.

 

[Liut]

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Clint Howard original series Star Trek

Saw this episode during the holiday on BBC America. Small world sometimes.

 

[heyabbott]

I’m not saying I live in a boring town, but my daughter has two Lightsoff Missionaries in her class.

How old are they, asking for a friend running for Senate?

 

[Cosmo]

My daughter, Virginia RestStop, is the second-most-adventurous person I know.

That rest area on 64 in Goochland is a great place to get your **** wet.

 

[BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo]

I can't even come close to pinpointing my kids' conception, but unfortunately, I'm 99.9% sure that they would be named The Bed I, and The Bed II...

Mine is Upstairs.

 

[Songbird]

You can't type anything on the Internet anymore without that reference appearing elsewhere in your daily webbing.

Got this in an email today.

 

[DanOregon]

How has this not shown up yet?