RIP: Mr. Whipple

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Who wouldn't want to buy toilet paper from this man?
 
In all honesty, I would have thought he had already long since passed.

A simpler time, the old 'squeeze the Charmin' routine. I guess a stupider time, too. I mean, who has even the remotest inclination for squeezing a package of toilet paper?
 
Captain_Kirk said:
In all honesty, I would have thought he had already long since passed.

A simpler time, the old 'squeeze the Charmin' routine. I guess a stupider time, too. I mean, who has even the remotest inclination for squeezing a package of toilet paper?

I do. You wanna fight?
 
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mike311gd said:
Captain_Kirk said:
In all honesty, I would have thought he had already long since passed.

A simpler time, the old 'squeeze the Charmin' routine. I guess a stupider time, too. I mean, who has even the remotest inclination for squeezing a package of toilet paper?

I do. You wanna fight?

No, you go right ahead, mike. You sick *******--I can only wonder what other things you like to squeeze.
 
Further proof that the cream and the clear=the fountain of youth.

RIP, Mr Whipple.
 
Captain_Kirk said:
mike311gd said:
Captain_Kirk said:
In all honesty, I would have thought he had already long since passed.

A simpler time, the old 'squeeze the Charmin' routine. I guess a stupider time, too. I mean, who has even the remotest inclination for squeezing a package of toilet paper?

I do. You wanna fight?

No, you go right ahead, mike. You sick *******--I can only wonder what other things you like to squeeze.

I'll squeeze whatever I can, whenever I want.
 
I saw this guy being interviewed once. I get a kick that an actor can go on a commercial for mroe than 20 years. Few actors last on a television show for that long.
 
For some reason I thought this thread was going to be about the assistant coach of my high school lacrosse team. Mean old *******, that guy was.
 
I'd rather watch Mr. Whipple tell his customers not to squeeze the Charmin than cartoon bears talk about how soft Charmin is.
 
EStreetJoe said:
I'd rather watch Mr. Whipple tell his customers not to squeeze the Charmin than cartoon bears talk about how soft Charmin is.

But bears gotta ****, too.
 
John said:
EStreetJoe said:
I'd rather watch Mr. Whipple tell his customers not to squeeze the Charmin than cartoon bears talk about how soft Charmin is.

But bears gotta ****, too.

I know. Where do you think brown rabbits come from.
 

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