RIP? Harvey Updyke

[expendable]

Harvey Updyke, poisoner of Auburn trees, dead at 71

Hope they bury him beneath two live oak trees.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

I mean, it’s not like he was Jeffrey Epstein.

 

[tapintoamerica]

He was ordered to pay $800,000 in restitution. That strikes me as a big number.

 

[DanOregon]

I'm hoping they are Rolling the Corner on this news.

 

[tapintoamerica]

This time, it won't be premature, apparently. In March 2019, they rolled their corner thinking they had beaten Virginia in the NCAA tournament semifinals. They were so beautifully wrong.

 

[DanOregon]

I imagine Tommy Tuberville is still trying to figure out a proper statement as we think. He'll take the Delay of Game Penalty and his kicker will miss the game tying field goal (badly).

 

[Sam Mills 51]

I imagine Tommy Tuberville is still trying to figure out a proper statement as we think. He'll take the Delay of Game Penalty and his kicker will miss the game tying field goal (badly).

... then after the game, he'll slip out of the locker room without talking to the media or his players to take his next job.