#replaceawordinafamousquotewithduck

[slappy4428]

"Duck Season!"

"DUCK Season!"

"Duck Season!"

"DUCK Season!"

"DUCK Season!"

"Duck Season ... FIRE!!"

More twaining?

 

[Killick]

Leave the duck. Take the cannoli.

 

[jlee]

"I love you."
"I duck."

 

[apeman33]

"This is for all the ducks."

 

[Precious Roy]

"The only thing we have to duck is duck itself."

 

[murphyc]

"I'm a man! I'm duck!"

Related: "I'm a DUCK! I'm 40!"

Duck is what duck is.

 

[kingcreole]

"This duck here is dead!"

 

[Killick]

Ask not what your duck can do for you, ask what you can do for your duck.

 

[Killick]

"Hey, bartender! Jobu needs a duck!"

"Houston, we have a duck."


"We're gonna need a bigger duck."

"The duck does not abide."

 

[jlee]

I love my duck gay son.

 

[Yodel]

"I regret that I have but one duck to give for my country."

 

[Killick]

"Son, if I'd only gotten to be a duck for five minutes, that would be a tragedy."

 

[Oggiedoggie]

"To the man who only has a shotgun, everything he encounters begins to look like a duck."

 

[farmerjerome]

I'm a duck. I'm 40.

 

[KJIM]

I am not a duck.

 

[TwoGloves]

They brought their duckin' toys!

 

[slappy4428]

The Russians don't take a dump without a duck.

 

[Johnny Dangerously]

I find the medicine worse than the mallard.

 

[slappy4428]

We're 106 miles from Chicago, we've got a full duck of gas, half a duck of cigarettes, it's duck and we're wearing sunglasses.

 

[MacDaddy]

This is what happens when you duck a stranger in the ass!