Random Fact About Me ...

[Trey Beamon]

My ears are different.

You'd hope so. Life with a double ear is just cruel.

Um, it's because I was born premature.

Weighed two pounds, five ounces and spent three months in a tricked-out incubator.

 

[AMacIsaac]

My mother started calling me 'Boots' when I was 12, because of my obsession with boots.

(No relation to the former poster of the same handle)

 

[forever_town]

I was 2 1/2 months premature, and was born weighing four pounds and having the umbilical cord around my neck.

 

[writing irish]

I broke a front tooth when, drunk on Abbot Ale and stumbling over the paving stones of London's Camden Town, I hit the sidewalk very hard with my face. I was 20 years old.

 

[Trey Beamon]

I was 2 1/2 months premature, and was born weighing four pounds and having the umbilical cord around my neck.

Looser. :D

 

[sportschick]

I'm a co-owner of a house in Montana which I've never seen.

I am insanely jealous.

 

[Claws for Concern]

Nickname: T-Bone.

 

[lono]

I was once asked to audition for the Chippendales.

 

[Trey Beamon]

I was once asked to audition for the Chippendales.

If you tried out, why'd you get rejected? Too much Chip and not enough Dale?

(ducking)

 

[Mystery_Meat]

I was once asked to audition for the Chippendales.

Hey, I thought you did a damn fine job!

 

[sportschick]

I'm becoming a stripper if I get laid off.

 

[Piotr Rasputin]

I once wanted to audition for Chip and Dale, but was too tall.

 

[Huggy]

I have no depth perception.

 

[Trey Beamon]

I had a lazy eye and wore a patch during my younger years.

 

[lono]

I was once asked to audition for the Chippendales.

If you tried out, why'd you get rejected? Too much Chip and not enough Dale?

(ducking)

I didn't actually try out. I was asked to try out by the woman running the audition. She thought I was one of the dancers and didn't realize that I was there to do a story about the auditions.

 

[I Should Coco]

While swimming laps at the local Y, I've been referred to as an orca.

Unfortunately, it's not because I swim really fast.

 

[Del_B_Vista]

I have eaten a cherry out of a fat man's belly button.

 

[dooley_womack1]

I was 2 1/2 months premature, and was born weighing four pounds and having the umbilical cord around my neck. FML

 

[lono]

I was once asked to audition for the Chippendales.

Hey, I thought you did a damn fine job!

Meat: I knew I could count on the support. Thanks, bro! ;) :D

 

[DirtyDeeds]

I had a lazy eye and wore a patch during my younger years.

Hey, so did I. And I'm still legally blind in one eye.