BadgerBeer
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I do color on local high school football games. The local team had a playoff game in another town yesterday.
Before I go any further let me point out that I do not enjoy covering the games and this will be my last year doing it.
Anyway, I try to enter the field and some old rum dum asks for my ticket. I explain that I am with radio station WXYZ and am doing the game. He proceeds to tell me I need to buy a ticket. I tell him politely that I am not going to buy a ticket and continue on my way. He chases me down and asks what I think I am doing. I tell him I am going to the pressbox. He says if I don't have a pass he will call the cop over and have me booted.
Now let me make it clear. I am 44 years old and while I look younger I have not been carded in at least 5 or 6 years. I am wearing a nice pair of courdaroy pants, a J Crew sweater and an LL Bean coat.
I tell the old man that there are at least 500 places I would rather be on this day than watching this ****ty game in this dump of a town. He still tells me to buy a ticket. At this point I beg him to have a cop throw me out so that I have a legit excuse to go home and crack a beer and watch college football on my day off. As I walk towards the pressbox I hear him yelling at me, all the while there are people lined up trying to get into the game (why I can not imagine).
My question is. Are there really fairly well dressed 44 year old men that spend their Saturday afternoons trying to sneak into high school football games in order to save 3 ****ing dollars?
Before I go any further let me point out that I do not enjoy covering the games and this will be my last year doing it.
Anyway, I try to enter the field and some old rum dum asks for my ticket. I explain that I am with radio station WXYZ and am doing the game. He proceeds to tell me I need to buy a ticket. I tell him politely that I am not going to buy a ticket and continue on my way. He chases me down and asks what I think I am doing. I tell him I am going to the pressbox. He says if I don't have a pass he will call the cop over and have me booted.
Now let me make it clear. I am 44 years old and while I look younger I have not been carded in at least 5 or 6 years. I am wearing a nice pair of courdaroy pants, a J Crew sweater and an LL Bean coat.
I tell the old man that there are at least 500 places I would rather be on this day than watching this ****ty game in this dump of a town. He still tells me to buy a ticket. At this point I beg him to have a cop throw me out so that I have a legit excuse to go home and crack a beer and watch college football on my day off. As I walk towards the pressbox I hear him yelling at me, all the while there are people lined up trying to get into the game (why I can not imagine).
My question is. Are there really fairly well dressed 44 year old men that spend their Saturday afternoons trying to sneak into high school football games in order to save 3 ****ing dollars?