Question of the Day

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

So I'm enjoying the company-issued holiday dinner (turkey, ham, mashed taters, gravy, corn, stuffing, jello, dinner roll, cake, pumpkin pie) at the shop about 6:30 tonight when the news copy desker sitting across from gets a text. We're sitting at a table with a handful of women. He turns to me and says, "You'd appreciate this," and shows me the face of his phone.

Text says: "Would you still bone Vanna White?"

 

[thegrifter]

I'm gonna send that text to someone right now

 

[Norman Stansfield]

Well, would you?

 

[mike311gd]

Yes, yes and yes.

 

[Norman Stansfield]

I'm too lazy to look. How old is she? Because she still looks good for whatever age she is.

 

[mike311gd]

She is 50.

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

51.
Clearly TTIUWOP:

 

[Norman Stansfield]

Unless they're porn stars, girls usually aren't smiling when they have white mustaches.

 

[mike311gd]

She was born on Feb. 18, 1957. She'll turn 51 in a couple months.

 

[Norman Stansfield]

I wonder if she's a GILF.

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

She was born on Feb. 18, 1957. She'll turn 51 in a couple months.

I'm gonna do well in that quantative analysis class this spring.

 

[Chi City 81]

Absolutely.

 

[mike311gd]

She was born on Feb. 18, 1957. She'll turn 51 in a couple months.

I'm gonna do well in that quantative analysis class this spring.

I hope so, sir. The fate of the world is in your hands, King.

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

I wonder if she's a GILF.

Wiki says she had two young children as of 2002. So probably not yet.

 

[mike311gd]

I believe her first husband or fiancee was killed in a plane accident a long while ago. But I'm not too sure about it. I watched the Wheel Of Fortune's True Hollywood Story a few times a couple years ago, and I think that was a story.

Not that it has anything to do with me wanted to totally ruin her week (have sex with her), but it's a fun fact -- maybe.

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

I believe her first husband or fiancee was killed in a plane accident a long while ago. But I'm not too sure about it. I watched the Wheel Of Fortune's True Hollywood Story a few times a couple years ago, and I think that was a story.

Not that it has anything to do with me wanted to totally ruin her week (have sex with her), but it's a fun fact -- maybe.

Wiki agrees.

 

[mike311gd]

I believe her first husband or fiancee was killed in a plane accident a long while ago. But I'm not too sure about it. I watched the Wheel Of Fortune's True Hollywood Story a few times a couple years ago, and I think that was a story.

Not that it has anything to do with me wanted to totally ruin her week (have sex with her), but it's a fun fact -- maybe.

Wiki agrees.

And yet, another part of my disaster of a "life" rears its ugly head. ...

 

[ArnoldBabar]

She is 50.

"I'm 50!"

 

[Angola!]

She is 50.

"I'm 50!"

But are you a man?

 

[Football_Bat]

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