Profanity filled Wal-Mart rant......part 3,193

[Chef]

So, I go out to my local Wal-Mart to pick up a few things.

I go down the frozen food aisle, and I see a mother, and her lovely 14-year old retarded kid standing right smack-ass in the middle of the aisle.

I approach them, politlely say, "Excuse me", and what does this fat little ingrate do??????

He looks at me, backs his fat-ass right into my cart, catching my right hand (or for you surgery buffs........my cuttin' hand!) in between the cart and the freezer handle where the frozen peas are......damn near amputated my right pinky finger.

So, I gather the rest of my items, go up to pay.......have a pretty good-size cart full......start them onto the conveyor for Pedro to ring me up......I get HALF MY ****ING CART UNLOADED.........."Sorry man, I'm going on break."

WHAT

THE

****?

So, he then reaches up, clicks off the little light above his register, finishes ringing up 319 boxes of ramen for Dum Phat Phuc......and scoots on his way.

How I have not developed into a full-fledged tourettes syndrome lunatic by going to this ****ing store, I will never know.

 

[Starman]

I can feel your anger. It makes you stronger, gives you focus.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

You deserve it for going to Wal-Mart.

 

[DemoChristian]

I approach them, politlely say, "Excuse me", and what does this fat little ingrate do??????

He looks at me, backs his fat-ass right into my cart, catching my right hand (or for you surgery buffs........my cuttin' hand!) in between the cart and the freezer handle where the frozen peas are......damn near amputated my right pinky finger.

Doesn't that little ******* know only you are allowed to amputate your appendages?

 

[JR]

You deserve it for going to Wal-Mart.

You beat me to it

 

[Overrated]

What were you wearing?

 

[Jay August]

Customer service there always kills me.

I've never worked there, but I don't think it's important to the company. Why would it be? Wal-Mart has a strangle-hold on the discount retail market. The suits know it. We know it. But we go because it's so much effin' cheaper than anywhere else. They have us by the sack. They know we won't go elsewhere, so it doesn't matter if we get treated like garbage.

 

[Chef]

What were you wearing?

Nice cross-thread.

 

[sportschick]

One time (back when I shopped at Wal-Mart), they did the same thing with the cashier, sent her on break while I was unloading my stuff. I walked over to the head cashier to ask why they didn't wait until the people in line were through because that was really rude, and she said soemthing about how they had to take their breaks on time. I pushed my cart up beside her and told her my groceries would need to be restocked.

I've never done anything like that before or since. I was just so angry at that bull****.

 

[snuffy2]

All us chickens pecking at the leavings on the ground.

 

[BTExpress]

Last month I bought replacement shaver heads/blades at Wal-Mart.

Cashier neglected to ring it up. And I didn't point out her mistake. And I wouldn't tomorrow, either. Or the next day.

Normally I am honest about such things.

But a few months ago Wal-Mart refused to let me return a $100 piece of software I mistakenly bought (even though I returned it immediately and told them I was willing to buy the $199 correct version).

So the $24 I got back on the shaver heads/blades means I still have $76 to go before we are even.

 

[slappy4428]

Last month I bought replacement shaver heads/blades at Wal-Mart.

Cashier neglected to ring it up. And I didn't point out her mistake. And I wouldn't tomorrow, either. Or the next day.

Normally I am honest about such things.

But a few months ago Wal-Mart refused to let me return a $100 piece of software I mistakenly bought (even though I returned it immediately and told them I was willing to buy the $199 correct version).

So the $24 I got back on the shaver heads/blades means I still have $76 to go before we are even.

Did y'all open it? Yew cain't take it back ifin it's opened.

 

[John]

So, I go out to my local Wal-Mart to pick up a few things.

I go down the frozen food aisle, and I see a mother, and her lovely 14-year old retarded kid standing right smack-ass in the middle of the aisle.

I approach them, politlely say, "Excuse me", and what does this fat little ingrate do??????

He looks at me, backs his fat-ass right into my cart, catching my right hand (or for you surgery buffs........my cuttin' hand!) in between the cart and the freezer handle where the frozen peas are......damn near amputated my right pinky finger.

So, I gather the rest of my items, go up to pay.......have a pretty good-size cart full......start them onto the conveyor for Pedro to ring me up......I get HALF MY ****ING CART UNLOADED.........."Sorry man, I'm going on break."

WHAT

THE

****?

So, he then reaches up, clicks off the little light above his register, finishes ringing up 319 boxes of ramen for Dum Phat Phuc......and scoots on his way.

How I have not developed into a full-fledged tourettes syndrome lunatic by going to this ****ing store, I will never know.

I'd have left everything there and walked out, and then hoped that douchebag had to re-stock each item.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

You know Chef, if the kid really was retarded you're being a pretty big douche by calling him names.

 

[bagelchick]

I get your frustration, but again, what does the fact that the child being overweight or retarded for that matter, have to do with anything exactly?

 

[BTExpress]

I'd have left everything there and walked out, and then hoped that douchebag had to re-stock each item.

Perhaps. But why is the guy a douchebag?

Because he doesn't want to lose 5 minutes of his 15-minute break ringing up a cartful of items?

Usually these places blink their lights as a signal to customers that the register is about to close. Most customers are too fixated on finding the shortest line to notice.

"Screws fall out all the time. The world is an imperfect place." --- John Bender, The Breakfast Club

 

[Chef]

You know Chef, if the kid really was retarded you're being a pretty big douche by calling him names.

I get your frustration, but again, what does the fact that the child being overweight or retarded for that matter, have to do with anything exactly?

He wasn't retarded.

He wasn't fat.

 

[imjustagirl]

Then why ****ing say it?

That's twice as douchey.

 

[Chef]

Then why ****ing say it?

That's twice as douchey.

I'm also not sure that the guy's name at the counter was Pedro either.

Jeebus, I guess I'm thrice as douchey.

 

[zeke12]

Then why ****ing say it?

That's twice as douchey.

I'm also not sure that the guy's name at the counter was Pedro either.

Jeebus, I guess I'm thrice as douchey.

There's an operation for that.