spaceman said:You would have done better to invoke the literary image of Huckleberry Finn and Tom Sawyer. ... you know, "Paint the fence."
Ace said:boots said:Haven't met a martial arts expert yet who could stop a glock.terrier said:When it comes to martial arts, there's no such thing as a stupid question.
We had a martial arts guru in our area who was always sending in results, etc. involving his school (particularly his top student and eventual wife, who had a national rep in forms, fighting and weapons, and another student who held kickboxing titles before meeting his maker in a murder-suicide). One of the scariest dudes I've ever seen (think of a cross between Rick Rubin and Jeff Lebowski who could knock your block off with one spinning heel kick), but one of the nicest guys I ever dealt with on the job.
Chuck Norris can melt a handgun with his stare.
Double J, are you running for president with Colonel James Braddock as your runningmate?Double J said:Ace said:boots said:Haven't met a martial arts expert yet who could stop a glock.terrier said:When it comes to martial arts, there's no such thing as a stupid question.
We had a martial arts guru in our area who was always sending in results, etc. involving his school (particularly his top student and eventual wife, who had a national rep in forms, fighting and weapons, and another student who held kickboxing titles before meeting his maker in a murder-suicide). One of the scariest dudes I've ever seen (think of a cross between Rick Rubin and Jeff Lebowski who could knock your block off with one spinning heel kick), but one of the nicest guys I ever dealt with on the job.
Chuck Norris can melt a handgun with his stare.
Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on because the dark is afraid of him.
Brain of J said:Double J, are you running for president with Colonel James Braddock as your runningmate?Double J said:Ace said:boots said:Haven't met a martial arts expert yet who could stop a glock.terrier said:When it comes to martial arts, there's no such thing as a stupid question.
We had a martial arts guru in our area who was always sending in results, etc. involving his school (particularly his top student and eventual wife, who had a national rep in forms, fighting and weapons, and another student who held kickboxing titles before meeting his maker in a murder-suicide). One of the scariest dudes I've ever seen (think of a cross between Rick Rubin and Jeff Lebowski who could knock your block off with one spinning heel kick), but one of the nicest guys I ever dealt with on the job.
Chuck Norris can melt a handgun with his stare.
Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on because the dark is afraid of him.
Or are you like Ricky Bobby, naming your kids Walker and Texas Ranger?