Presidential pee break

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Before his 2001 inauguration, George Bush was invited to a get acquainted
tour of the White House.

After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he
could use his personal bathroom.

When he entered

Clinton 's personal bathroom, he was astonished to see that
President Clinton had a solid gold urinal.

That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal.

"Just think," he said, "When I am president, I could have a gold urinal
too but I wouldn't do something that self-indulgent!"

Later when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House,
she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery of the fact
that,in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.

That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary
smiled, and said to Bill....

"I found out who peed in your saxophone."
 
Flash said:
Before his 2001 inauguration, George Bush was invited to a get acquainted
tour of the White House.

After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he
could use his personal bathroom.

When he entered

Clinton 's personal bathroom, he was astonished to see that
President Clinton had a solid gold urinal.

That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal.

"Just think," he said, "When I am president, I could have a gold urinal
too but I wouldn't do something that self-indulgent!"

Later when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House,
she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery of the fact
that,in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.

That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary
smiled, and said to Bill....

"I found out who peed in your saxophone."
Totally unbelievable, there's no way Bill and Hillary share the same bedroom
 
That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary
smiled, and said to Bill....


"Imagine if he ever found out that it's really my urinal"
 
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