Stitch said:
ballwriter said:
Clint Hurdle is going to have bench coach Jeff Banister call in a linescore.
Nah, he'll get the stat girl who only puts nicknames down to call in.
"Hello, Pittsburgh Post Gazette."
"Hi, this is Clint Hurdle of the Pirates."
"Pirates? Of what? The Carribean?"
"Ha, ha, I've heard that one before. I'm calling in my game from tonight."
"Oh, OK, What happened?"
"Well, you would know what happened, if you had a reporter attending on a regular basis."
"Sorry, we had to cover that Riverside-Karns City game. You know, we can't be at every game."
"Well, you should have been at this one. I mean, Neil Walker went 0-for 4 with three strikeouts, but in the previous game, he just broke the 40-RBI mark. You really should do an article on him. How much would it take?"
"Like I've said, we've been really busy as of late. We'll keep Neil in mind."
"Oh, I see how it is. I'm getting tired of you only covering us when the Phillies come to town. So how much will it take?"
"No, no, we don't accept money. But anyways, how did it go tonight?"
"We lost to the Cubs, 10-1. Andrew McCutchen had a double, stole third and scored on a wild pitch by Zambrano. That was it pretty much. Oh, and Joe Beimel had two strikeouts".
"Two strikeouts? That's pretty good for him. He's coming on."
"Well, he struck out Zambrano and their 8th hitter. Those were the only two outs he recorded. He also gave up five runs. But can you not mention that? I don't need his mother to be calling me?"