Pinkel arrested for DUI

[Pancamo]

Mizzou,

Maybe your booster influence can get Leach a job in the SEC.


http://www.komu.com/news/gary-pinkel-arrested-for-dwi/

 

[YankeeFan]

Would it help the healing process begin if I lighted a candle?

 

[TigerVols]

Mizzou,

Maybe your booster influence can get Leach a job in the SEC.


http://www.komu.com/news/gary-pinkel-arrested-for-dwi/

I wonder if he was thrown in Woody's DUI cell?

 

[Boom_70]

Would it help the healing process begin if I lighted a candle?

It seems like downing a flaming shot of Jose Cuervo would be
more appropriate.

 

[TigerVols]

Clearly, CoCoMo needs to read the SEC bylaws; I'm sure somewhere in there it's unwritten that in the event of a football coach's DUI, the correct action to take is to call the AD down to the scene and have him drive the coach home.

It's called the Kiffin Rule, I believe.

 

[Football_Bat]

Would it help the healing process begin if I lighted a candle?

Pinkel would blow on it, create a fireball and cauterize the wounds.

 

[Mizzougrad96]

Mizzou,

Maybe your booster influence can get Leach a job in the SEC.


http://www.komu.com/news/gary-pinkel-arrested-for-dwi/

I would trade Pinkel for Leach in a heartbeat.

Maybe Spurrier can give Pinkel the number of the cops who gave him an escort home after every game when he was at Florida.

 

[LongTimeListener]

At this point, if there's no little boy in the car you breathe a sigh of relief.

 

[Football_Bat]

At this point, if there's no little boy in the car you breathe a sigh of relief.

As a little boy at one time who used to ride with my dad to the liquor store 40 miles away, I agree.

Oh wait, not about that?

 

[YankeeFan]

At this point, if there's no little boy in the car you breathe a sigh of relief.

As long as you're not caught with a dead girl, or a live boy?

 

[Boom_70]

At this point, if there's no little boy in the car you breathe a sigh of relief.

As long as you're not caught with a dead girl, or a live boy?

See Kennedy, Ted

 

[Jake_Taylor]

He tried to call timeout twice, but the cops told him you can't ice your own breathalyzer.

 

[Mizzougrad96]

At this point, if there's no little boy in the car you breathe a sigh of relief.

True. His timing is impeccable. :D

 

[Chef2]

If Pinkel is getting tanked up now when they just beat a top 15 school (Texas), what the hell is going to do next year when the likes of Auburn, Alabama, LSU, Georgia, Florida, and Arkansas beat the **** out of them?

 

[Steak Snabler]

This is why Missouri is a bad fit for the SEC. Real football coaches have their own drivers.

 

[LongTimeListener]

I do wonder if this is the kind of thing the cop would have let go three weeks ago, but now ain't no way is anyone going to get caught doing a cover-up.

 

[Steak Snabler]

I do wonder if this is the kind of thing the cop would have let go three weeks ago, but now ain't no way is anyone going to get caught doing a cover-up.

Good point.

 

[spurtswriter]

Dude makes $2 million a year and he can't call a cab?

 

[BurnsWhenIPee]

He tried to call timeout twice, but the cops told him you can't ice your own breathalyzer.

That's hilarious.

What are the consequences? When players have gotten popped for DUI during the season, Pinkel has given them a 2-game suspension. He's got to get at least that much for himself, doesn't he?

If he doesn't sit out 2 games, and lose 2 games worth of pay, I'd think it would be tough for him to stand up in front of the team and talk about following the rules and consequences for your actions.

 

[Piotr Rasputin]

Clear proof Missouri is not a national power.

If this were Norman or Tuscaloosa, the cops let him off with a "Win on Saturday", and this never hits the press.