Peyton Manning arrested overnight...

[TigerVols]

...in Nashville.

http://www.tennessean.com/story/news/crime/2014/05/19/peyton-manning-one-arrested-nashville/9281119/

 

[JayFarrar]

As Nick Saban would say, kiss my ass

I guarantee that the Tennessean's web traffic will explode over this one.

 

[LongTimeListener]

SEO, mother****ers. Suck it.

 

[Bob Cook]

She's also 18? The only way this would get better is if she were arrested in Omaha.

 

[Mizzougrad96]

At least they had the "No, not that one..." in the headline, but that story that would otherwise be widely ignored is going to get a couple hundred thousand hits because her parents were idiots when they named her.

 

[LongTimeListener]

At least they had the "No, not that one..." in the headline, but that story that would otherwise be widely ignored is going to get a couple hundred thousand hits because her parents were idiots when they named her.

It's especially stupid when you consider that she's 18, meaning they named her after a college sophomore.

 

[Mizzougrad96]

True. But he had probably reached that status (at least among Vol fans) by then...

 

[Mark2010]

Well, darn, and I thought this referred to the Denver Broncos quarterback. Sure, he's a saint (no pun intended) and all, but so many pro football players get arrested that nothing surprises me anymore.

 

[Mizzougrad96]

Peyton Manning (Yes, that one...) getting arrested for anything would stun the **** out of me...

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

6

 

[Mark2010]

But can she hook up with her best receivers?

 

[Guy_Incognito]

If she's 18, that means the parents likely named her that on purpose.

 

[Stoney]

If she's 18, that means the parents likely named her that on purpose.

Given that she's from Tennessee, I think you can lock that in as a given.

I would imagine there's plenty more "Peytons" coming of age in that 16 to 18 year old age bracket in Tennessee these days. Probably more than a few 8-10 year old Mississippi Eli's as well.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

Cut that coke! Cut that coke!

 

[Mizzougrad96]

If she's 18, that means the parents likely named her that on purpose.

Given that she's from Tennessee, I think you can lock that in as a given.

I would imagine there's plenty more "Peytons" coming of age in that 16 to 18 year old age bracket in Tennessee these days. Probably more than a few 8-10 year old Mississippi Eli's as well.

There are two Peytons in my 8-year-old's class and one in my 6-year-old's class and I don't like in Tennessee or Indiana. It's a hugely popular name these days.

 

[LongTimeListener]

I can't wait until 2024 when 17-year-old Tebow McCarthy chooses the University of Florida.

 

[Mizzougrad96]

I can't wait until 2024 when 17-year-old Tebow McCarthy chooses the University of Florida.

I'm sure there are more than a few of them considering Tebow was worshipped as much, if not more, by fans than Manning was when he was at Tennessee and their fan bases are filled with a similar number of idiots. (No offense to TigerVols...)

 

[schiezainc]

That's not even the best story linked on that page. This one is: http://www.tennessean.com/story/news/local/rutherford/2014/05/19/sex-atm-table-murfreesboro-bar/9293507/
A man has sex with a cash machine. I think he misunderstood ATM.

 

[playthrough]

SEO, mother****ers. Suck it.

The CEO just got an extra 10k bonus just for this.

 

[Batman]

But can she hook up with her best receivers?

I'm guessing she's the one who usually plays receiver.