Perry Mason? Meet Dirty Sanchez.

[Killick]

Dude wants new lawyer. Judge says no. Defendant says "I'm out of order? You're out of order! This whole court is out of order!", smears feces on his lawyer's face and throws dookie at the jury.
http://www.10news.com/news/18569727/detail.html

 

[RayKinsella]

Guess who has two thumbs and has jury duty at that exact courthouse in a few weeks?

Nope, not Bob Kelso. This guy, right here! :-\

 

[imjustagirl]

Take handi-wipes.

 

[RayKinsella]

For the germs and whatnot?

 

[imjustagirl]

Well, for the **** you might get thrown in your face.

But whatever.

 

[RayKinsella]

That's why I am bringing my **** protector!

 

[Football_Bat]

What would Perry White do?

 

[Wonderlic]

 

[proudpittsburgher]

Defendant says "I'm out of order? You're out of order! This whole court is out of order!

Remind anyone of this?

 

[Joe Williams]

Defendant says "I'm out of order? You're out of order! This whole court is out of order!

Remind anyone of this?

No, didn't remind me of that, because that's "Scent of a Woman."

Reminded me of this:

 

[proudpittsburgher]

right, and I'm pretty sure he used that line in Scent of a Woman before he threatened to "Take a flamethrower to the whole place"

 

[Mizzougrad96]

Guess who has two thumbs and has jury duty at that exact courthouse in a few weeks?

Nope, not Bob Kelso. This guy, right here! :-\

I'll bet the case you get won't be as exciting as this one. ;D

 

[Killick]

right, and I'm pretty sure he used that line in Scent of a Woman before he threatened to "Take a flamethrower to the whole place"

Close, but no (you whippersnapper). I was ref'ing "Justice."

SoaW quote: "Out of order, I'll show you out of order. You don't know what out of order is, Mr. Trask. I'd show you, but I'm too old, I'm too tired, I'm too ****in' blind. If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a FLAMETHROWER to this place! Out of order? Who the hell do you think you're talkin' to? I've been around, you know? There was a time I could see. And I have seen. Boys like these, younger than these, their arms torn out, their legs ripped off. But there isn't nothin' like the sight of an amputated spirit. There is no prosthetic for that. You think you're merely sending this splendid foot soldier back home to Oregon with his tail between his legs, but I say you are... executing his soul! And why? Because he's not a Baird man. Baird men. You hurt this boy, you're gonna be Baird bums, the lot of ya. And Harry, Jimmy, Trent, wherever you are out there, **** YOU TOO!"

'Tis pretty close, though.

 

[novelist_wannabe]

Guess who has two thumbs and has jury duty at that exact courthouse in a few weeks?

Nope, not Bob Kelso. This guy, right here! :-\

I'll bet the case you get won't be as exciting as this one. ;D

Well, if the defendant's name is Private Snowball, you're in a world of **** ...

Speaking of which, where's Jones on a thread like this?

 

[Oggiedoggie]

"If the **** I flick, you must acquit!"