Attack/accident during track meet

[BurnsWhenIPee]

Feels like this could get ugly/uglier at some point: Teen track runner who bashed opponent's head rallies supporters in Virginia after getting assault charge

I like how the "local community activist" basically tells everyone that what they saw is not what happened.

 

[Shropshire Slasher]

Twirling Time: Did you ever run track, Max?
Max Mercy: No, never have. But I make it a little more fun to watch.

I'm holding out for the Savoy Special.

 

[Shropshire Slasher]

Dang, The Natural is all coming back to me now. For years I thought Mercy was the name of the would-be assassinette.