Pentagon (doesn't) uncover dastardly Canadian spying on Americans!

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070111/ap_on_hi_te/spy_coins_10

In a U.S. government warning high on the creepiness scale, the Defense Department cautioned its American contractors over what it described as a new espionage threat: Canadian coins with tiny radio frequency transmitters hidden inside.

The government said the mysterious coins were found planted on U.S. contractors with classified security clearances on at least three separate occasions between October 2005 and January 2006 as the contractors traveled through Canada.
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Further details were secret, according to the U.S. Defense Security Service, which issued the warning to the Pentagon's classified contractors. The government insists the incidents happened, and the risk was genuine.

"What's in the report is true," said Martha Deutscher, a spokeswoman for the security service. "This is indeed a sanitized version, which leaves a lot of questions."
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Experts were astonished about the disclosure and the novel tracking technique, but they rejected suggestions Canada's government might be spying on American contractors. The intelligence services of the two countries are extraordinarily close and routinely share sensitive secrets.

"It would seem unthinkable," said David Harris, former chief of strategic planning for the Canadian Security Intelligence Service. "I wouldn't expect to see any offensive operation against the Americans."
 
Re: Pentagon uncovers dastardly Canadian spying on Americans!

I always thought the centre of a toonie was different for a reason... Sounds like a strange programme by the Canadians
 
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Canadian Bacon!
 
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And now you all know why we ditched our $1 and $2 bills in favour of coinage. :D

By the way, those of you who were at the outing in Toronto and took jingly Canadian currency home to America with you -- we thank you for your unwitting assistance and cooperation. The information has been most useful. Rest assured that after we have invaded and subjugated your nation, your deaths will be quick and merciful.

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Makes one wonder why pennies are always going undetected on the ground in the U.S. Could it be that pennies are also spying on your every move?
 
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This all started with the lucky loonie in the ice at the Winter Olympics in Utah. We thought it just had to do with hockey, but obviously it's much more sinister! :)
 
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Re: Pentagon uncovers dastardly Canadian spying on Americans!

AP story mentioned that China, Russia and France all have big espionage operations in Canada, and it likely was them that bugged the coins, not the Canadians.
 
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wicked said:
AP story mentioned that China, Russia and France all have big espionage operations in Canada, and it likely was them that bugged the coins, not the Canadians.

The AP lies! It is Canada that wants to do us harm. Not the Russians or Chinese. We need to set up Canadian internment camps across the country to make sure we can control the potential insurgents and revolutionaires.
 
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Can't wait until the Canadians bomb the Baldwins.
 
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Double J said:
And now you all know why we ditched our $1 and $2 bills in favour of coinage. :D

By the way, those of you who were at the outing in Toronto and took jingly Canadian currency home to America with you -- we thank you for your unwitting assistance and cooperation. The information has been most useful. Rest assured that after we have invaded and subjugated your nation, your deaths will be quick and merciful.

harper_cp_9376962.jpg

And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.
 
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wicked said:
AP story mentioned that China, Russia and France all have big espionage operations in Canada, and it likely was them that bugged the coins, not the Canadians.

Um, I think we'd have picked up on it if there were French people running around in Canada. ::)

I mean, as if!

:D
 
Re: Pentagon uncovers dastardly Canadian spying on Americans!

I knew JR, HC, Huggy and Double J were up to something. Perhaps our special guest was in on it, too. ;)
 
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Sam Mills 51 said:
I knew JR, HC, Huggy and Double J were up to something. Perhaps our special guest was in on it, too. ;)

I'd believe this, too, if it wasn't about people giving other people money.
 
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ondeadline said:
This all started with the lucky loonie in the ice at the Winter Olympics in Utah. We thought it just had to do with hockey, but obviously it's much more sinister! :)

It's clear that Mike Richter was privy to government secrets at the time.
 
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Those f-ing Canadians will go to any length to never allow the Cup to travel south of their border again!
 
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Ellis Redding said:
bigpern23 said:
And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.

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One of my favorite scenes from possibly my favorite episode.

And has Jones been cleared yet?
 
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UPDATE: CANADA EXONERATED

http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2007/01/18/america/NA-GEN-US-Spy-Coins.php

Reversing itself, the Defense Department now acknowledges that a U.S. government espionage report it produced warning about Canadian coins with tiny radio frequency transmitters hidden inside was not true.

The Defense Security Service said it never could substantiate its own published claims about the mysterious coins. It has launched an internal review to determine how the false information was included in a 29-page report about espionage concerns.

http://www.dss.mil/dss_coin_announce.htm
 
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All part of the Canadian intelligence agencies' plan to foist Celine Dion and William Shatner on the good old US of A.

JR, maybe George Bush and the US government can't figure it out, but I can.
 
bigpern23 said:
Double J said:
And now you all know why we ditched our $1 and $2 bills in favour of coinage. :D

By the way, those of you who were at the outing in Toronto and took jingly Canadian currency home to America with you -- we thank you for your unwitting assistance and cooperation. The information has been most useful. Rest assured that after we have invaded and subjugated your nation, your deaths will be quick and merciful.

harper_cp_9376962.jpg

And I, for one, welcome our new insect hoser overlords.
 

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