Paris Behind Bars: Day 1

[Starman]

Our long national nightmare begins.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/04/paris.hilton.ap/index.html

 

[Football_Bat]

DTGDTN!

 

[slappy4428]

Hey AP!
You check in to a hospital, you check in to a hotel. They cost money and for the most part, you can check out anytime you want.

Far as I can see it, you DON'T check in to jail.

 

[alleyallen]

Unless she has plans to release some raunchy video called "Paris Behind Bars," I'm not sure anyone should care.

 

[Football_Bat]

She could squeeze through the bars to escape, but that humongous schnoze of hers keeps getting in the way.

 

[ondeadline]

Hey AP!
You check in to a hospital, you check in to a hotel. They cost money and for the most part, you can check out anytime you want.

Far as I can see it, you DON'T check in to jail.

So this is like the Hotel California? [/chrisberman]

 

[Stupid]

This thread is useless without a Web cam