Ouachita Mountain Oysters

[Inky_Wretch]

Two guys in SE Oklahoma offer free castrations to willing men. Then keep the testicles to eat them later.

Sheriff: 'Cannibals' lured victim to cabin in Oklahoma woods, performed illegal castration

 

[maumann]

That took some balls.

 

[Chef2]

I denounce everything about this.
And I'm all about cuttin **** off.

 

[Oggiedoggie]

No hydrogen peroxide?

No 12-pack of Coors?

 

[zufer]

It's a trend!

Mich. Man Sentenced for Home Castration

"Wang, 29, was arrested in June after a man began hemorrhaging outside his home following a voluntary castration. Authorities say after the procedure, the men shared a slice of pie at the same table on which the castration was performed."

 

[HanSenSE]

Upon seeing the thread title, my first thought was: Some of the nicknames for indy league teams have gone too far.

 

[Chef2]

It's a trend!

Mich. Man Sentenced for Home Castration

"Wang, 29, was arrested in June after a man began hemorrhaging outside his home following a voluntary castration. Authorities say after the procedure, the men shared a slice of pie at the same table on which the castration was performed."

A few things here.
Anyone involved in any sort of castration should have a last name of Wang.
I can see it now. "So..... you're a doctor?....No.....I drive a cab. "Oh perfect......I'd like to get castrated prease.'
At least they took the opportunity to enjoy a slice of pie as the victim was bleeding profusely from his ****.

 

[Chef2]

Can't spell Ouachita without OUCH.

 

[Chef2]

After reading the article above from The Oklahoman.....you know how much of that I believe?
Hint: It rhymes with none.
This has something from Stern or The Onion written on it.

 

[Oggiedoggie]

Here’s a local source. The use of the word gentlemen in the lede is an odd choice.

Two county residents arrested on maiming, much more (UPDATE) | The Poteau Daily News

 

[Deskgrunt50]

This story is nuts.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

After reading the article above from The Oklahoman.....you know how much of that I believe?
Hint: It rhymes with none.
This has something from Stern or The Onion written on it.

I live not far from where this happened. Poteau is like 30 miles from here. This story is all anybody is talking about.

 

[Chef2]

This story is nuts.

Oh sweet Lord.
My favorite joke ever goes with this, but it's very rude and mean and some would call insensitive.

 

[Chef2]

Please PM me if you would like to receive the joke.
Again.
Rude? Yes
Mean? Yes
Insensitive? Yes

 

[Songbird]

Ellen Page was not available for comment.

 

[The Big Ragu]

What a eunuch story.

 

[maumann]

Waiting for WebMD to ask me to write a testicle listicle.

 

[playthrough]

Been married 20 years, which is another form of voluntary castration.

 

[The Big Ragu]

Been married 20 years, which is another form of voluntary castration.

The difference is that with actual castration, there are no, um, hard feelings.

 

[ChrisLong]

Oh sweet Lord.
My favorite joke ever goes with this, but it's very rude and mean and some would call insensitive.

"Sometime, the bull, he win."
Is that it?